Solipsistits

I got weirder they them

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The classic “shh don’t tell my husband I’m spending money at Target” except I’m at Home Depot buying splitting mauls

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Sry to the girly i told to k herself it was not a hate crime now we’re both mad uncomfy

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God forbid a baddie has Tourette’s in public

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Fighting the urges to say Go Birds at the end of my MOH speech

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Will never recover from my friend saying “I never knew Freebird was a song. I thought it was just something white peoples said when they were excited”

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My dads on reels why is Need 2 playing

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Tried to get Marvin Gaye drunk got Marvin’s rooms drunk instead

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Love living abroad. Every time a joke doesn’t land it’s because of the cultural difference

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I use my scary dog privilege (tourettes) to feel safer walking alone at night

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at times i don't think im avoidant attached anymore and then I have to turn off romantic shows bc im too overwhelmed and study Irish phonology to get my mind of it

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Do u think anyone on the metro knows I’m listening to the Les mis soundtrack? Or do you think the marching is giving it away

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Met an old Spanish lady who also had Tourette’s. She’s fucking fabulous and I have something to aspire to

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

sir, i don't know you but i really wish i did

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Im watching normal people right now and it would’ve actually Killed me if I watched it in high school

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cryingn bc i realize i want kids and i might not have the chance

(aka turning 27)

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Trying to sing every part of One Day More at once. This gets me hype for preschool gym class

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i love learning irish its doing my fucking head in but in a way i love so much. of course theres different mutations on plurals 2-6 than on 7-10. why wouldnt there be

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Need a lil Hand on Back so I’m not Alone

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I have 6 years of “bartending” experience

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Life feels like Dreams by the Cranberries on repeat