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[𝓫𝓮𝓻 𝓵𝓲𝓷✨ @realmfberlin]

I'm about to start telling people "as long as that makes sense to you" when they say shit that don't make sense to me.

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[remx @biigrem]

In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion. That’s where the process breaks down.

[L @xl__ama]

Me ignoring you is me being nice

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[miia @miiagarro]

sometimes i just need to sit in the sun about it

[☿ @mercurialsarah]

men hate it when we call them girl like damn sorry bitch

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

#real

[♱ katana ♱ @aspenkatana]

I hate seeing ugly niggas complain about ugly feet, nigga you is the ugly foot

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Women are extremely vicious when they fall out of love with you. The disgust is almost palpable.

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🤍 @luvblessingz]

My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

People will deadass think you’re secretive before thinking it’s none of their damn business.

[Mary @maryjacv]

I’m gonna be fine as fuck my whole life idc about getting older

[YANNIE @yaninastystar]

i hate when a nigga say "it goes both ways" no you go both ways fuck out my face

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

No one has a victim complex like a man who thinks he’s a good person.

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

We need a slur for people who chat gpt everything

[Nyra @cosy_love_]

They're finally admitting it.

[Miriam Ogbonna @miriamogb]

As a man , why are you FAT?

You don’t menstruate. You don’t have hormonal issues. You don’t have PCOS. You don’t carry children.

So why are you fat? Why are your breasts hanging?

[kat @yslnadi]

life is hard but at least I don't have a baby with my ex

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.