conspiracyqueen

vines, conspiracies, Shane Dawson, doggos

[conspiracyqueen @SolisCourtney]

Get you a man that can do both 😍

[conspiracyqueen @SolisCourtney]

Leech. Pest. Rat.

[𝚃𝙷𝙺 @Thehorrorkid]

7 years ago today Jordan Peele did this

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

North Carolina woman yanks the hair of a young pickpocket in Venice, Italy, causing the suspected thief to have a screaming meltdown.

The mother of 8 tracked down the suspect by using the ‘Find My’ app to locate the missing AirPods and her passport.

“I have eight kids, you’re not getting to me,” she told the suspected thief.

Right before the girls were arrested, one of them smacked the mom with a purse which had a metal water bottle in it.

“So my mom had a massive gash on her head, and it was bleeding everywhere. She got a black eye from it, and the girls were arrested. And then my mom had to go to the hospital and get some stitches,” the mother’s daughter, Karis McElroy said.

The mom ended up getting her passport and credit cards back.

This woman is a beast.

Video: karismcelroy / tt

[AARON @lidolmix]

the look of genuine confusion before responding

[conspiracyqueen @SolisCourtney]

when you start to not even want to be at your own apartment.

[Tina Bean (Go-Birds Version) 🦅✨ @cuddlybaer11]

I’m not even kidding get the fuck out of my way for this.

[conspiracyqueen @SolisCourtney]

Dear diary, why am I a raising a grown man?

[conspiracyqueen @SolisCourtney]

@PopBase I’m gonna kill myself.

[໊ @buffys]

this was the funniest night on twitter

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

“Your body, my choice”

yeah how about your jaw, my fist

[conspiracyqueen @SolisCourtney]

Miley Cyrus for president!

[Miley Topic @twinklemileyc]

Mantra for November

[amanda @italchicc]

remove “are you a convicted felon” from All job applications moving forward .

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

early results are in!

[conspiracyqueen @SolisCourtney]

I just want a man to celebrate.

[conspiracyqueen @SolisCourtney]

People are gonna say shit but I love this man.

[conspiracyqueen @SolisCourtney]

I wish I had more girl friends locally.

[conspiracyqueen @SolisCourtney]

Yes

[conspiracyqueen @SolisCourtney]

Should I be a bitch? Circle yes or no.

[conspiracyqueen @SolisCourtney]

What have I gotten myself into

[conspiracyqueen @SolisCourtney]

This career field is draining.