solisruben296

solisruben296
(parody of myself)

[solisruben296 @solisruben296]

who starts A conversation like thiS. i just Sat down

[Tracy Newkirk @dybbuk_fan]

Y'all ever think of picking up verity and using him?

[solisruben296 @solisruben296]

sometimes it hurts. other times it itches. but rarely does it

[solisruben296 @solisruben296]

they're kicking me out of my home and stealing my furniture i have no choice but to go away forever

[solisruben296 @solisruben296]

a gallery of paintings
each painting from a unique origin
yet, they all stand so miniscule compared to the rest
a gallery so small, it could be seen by no more than one

[solisruben296 @solisruben296]

the veiny dihh 💞

[solisruben296 @solisruben296]

@othercircus okay

[solisruben296 @solisruben296]

yo this burrito fuckin bangs

[solisruben296 @solisruben296]

april fools
you owe me 20$

[solisruben296 @solisruben296]

everyone go home i dont have anything for april fools

[solisruben296 @solisruben296]

may the crown atop my head rest there long after my body has ceased to exist

[solisruben296 @solisruben296]

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[solisruben296 @solisruben296]

i think it's time

[solisruben296 @solisruben296]

@ninjathehustler Oh Noes! My Weakness!

[solisruben296 @solisruben296]

@ninjathehustler fishing bait
(begins to fish ⦾)

[solisruben296 @solisruben296]

this world will no longer be capable of maintaining a person such as I.

as such, i have taken extra measures to ensure i may persist in the face of a world that prevents my existence.

[solisruben296 @solisruben296]

sometimes... 🙂‍↕️

[solisruben296 @solisruben296]

@bumbIescare scary box... 😱