My phone buzzes.
It’s a message from @donoharmm she has lovely big naturals.
“Heyyy, you up?”
I type back, “Yeah.”
“I want to see youuu”
“Sure I’ll be over in 30 mins.”
I order an Uber, grab my burrito and step into the night.
A 2016 Honda Civic pulls up.
The driver’s Dominican, playing Medicina De Amor.
“What ju do, papi?” he asks with a thick Dominican accent, glancing at me in the mirror.
“I used to run a billion dollar tech company,” I say.
He chuckles.
“Ju bery important, papi. I drive extra safe for ju.”
If I throw a biology textbook at your head, your brain would rattle. A 3 day water fast is less for weight loss, more for detoxing/ depuffing. It takes a level of discipline your fav is clearly unfamiliar with being that she couldn’t put the fork down w/o ozempic’s help