Sakamoto

@elonmusk I’m not a bot. leave my account alone. #CR7🐐#manutd👹 crypto degen #trencher

[‏ً @oluwatxsinn]

no matter how big the breasts are, you still end up sucking only the nipple.

__Bola Ahmed Tinubu (1992)

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

Peter Drury next season after we sign Mateus Fernandes:

Mateus to Cunha, Cunha to Bruno, Bruno to Fernandes, Fernandes to Matheus, and Matheus back to Mateus.

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

One world. One trophy. One week to go. Who’s taking it home?

@qatarairways | #FIFAWorldCup | #QatarAirways

[gambit’s lawyer @gambitluvclub]

Ignored the doctor sperm and accepted the marvel rivals plat player sperm 😭😭💔💔💔

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Surely you can sue your girlfriend

[Dave “The Hazard” Pounder @hazardpounder]

I need a big butt blonde bitch going up and my down on my shit while she glistening and slippery

[corleone @corleoneYC]

Os homens podem trabalhar até as 2 da manhã, acordar às 5, estar endividados, falidos, sozinhos e ainda ter fé que um dia tudo ficará bem.

[Bella 💙 @itsCozyBella]

as a woman .. why are you making him fight to begin with ??

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

The downfall of a man begins when he starts to think he can save a street girl..

[M.A. Franklin @FoundationDads]

Your kids will become like you, and so you must become more like God.

This realization is what drives the sudden maturity of new fathers.

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

At work coz l was hate watching Morocco at 3am in world cup

[304Logic @304Logic]

When you tell her that her boy best friend just wants to fuck

[ikpdawan @Ikanttprevail]

u not even ugly yo face just piss me off

[HowlingJerry @SadVampire1776]

When your date tells you she wants to settle down and you ask her how many men she's been with

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

how single moms look at u when u tell them u don’t want to be the stepfather to tyreek’s 2 kids:

[𝕯𝖊𝖟𝕿𝖍𝖊𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖗★ @Dez_Mfd]

Nigga playing on a ranked lobby

[Sakamoto @solmatthy]

@pubity @grok show us how to make new clean water

[bears 🧸 @wydbear]

free him!! what’s the worst that could happen?!

[jordan @JGDaGod]

Jail ain’t enough

[Radu Cristian @raducrisanx]

it only took him nearly a decade, 1 billion and roughly 12 VAR errors