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he/him,
español/english/deutsch
⭐🌟⭐

[Lucas Sangino @SanginoLc]

Haga patria

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

My dragon girlfriend (461F, unemployed) is convinced I (27M, blacksmith) only want her for her scales. How do I convince her that the armor I forge with the shedded scales is highly renowned across the realm, helping me provide for our family of eleven?

[SherkeSher @dante_gerjovy]

como te vas a parar en la ramita sosteniendo una flor asi degenerado.
farmeo aura como dicen lo pi

[pizza mert 🍕 @pizza990]

This thing got me my first +2 million likes

[𝒱𝑜𝒾𝒹 @VoidNxva]

My PC when Jubilee ults, cloak blinds me, hood has 100% charge, deadpool E is used, strange portal is up, im gay, Luna Ult, DD Ults, Dino ult & Cyclops ricochet with no Config on Rivals now

[Jorge ꗞ @djodjeee_]

Why the fuck did he do this😭😭😭

[Jack (-_•) @captaincupkick]

Even she was weirded tf out 😭

[Bee | WISHLIST 'Fsh' ON STEAM!!! @Leave_MeBee]

this is what end of service does to a mf

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

JAJAJAJAJA

[Wincø_𓆰𓆪 @_Winco_12]

quiero tener esto pero soy negro feo pobre gordo tucumano enano y peludo como hago chat

[marco mactier @123msslapdelay]

singar tiene que ser algo bueno pq si fuera algo malo ya me hubiera pasado

[Dmitry "The Chud" Kuznetsov @dmitrychudd]

The lonely boner seems to pee his mind at night

[facu @lacosafiuba]

a los 17: en 10 años voy a estar recibido ser exitoso y formar familia

a los 27: ojalá hoy salga el sol

[aytami 🦎 @empegostado]

cuando configuras los ajustes antes de empezar el jueguito

[Johan Lenox @johanlenox]

thats all of them alright

[mary @thephecy]

imaginense q cierran los supermercados y tenemos q cazar para comer yo no se donde viven las milanesas

[Jabs @vjabs_]

la mejor droga para mejorar el rendimiento es la devoción a una mujer hermosa

[🐞 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐 .𖥔 ݁ ˖ @lastc4ll_]

wearing shorts is so embarrassing. Like here are my legs I guess. jesus christ

[Crystalplayzgamez @Wooperdotexe]

1 year ago I took this clip of my greatest failure. (And also the best ricochet I've ever seen)

[sarah's playing kh1 @neinmuse]

how it feels trying to get into persona, kingdom hearts, yakuza, final fantasy, and danganronpa in your mid 20s rather than in ur teens