jacob

retired liar • he/him

[jacob @solodoloslowmo]

The summer of futbol booty

[jacob @solodoloslowmo]

Feeling crazy 😜 might join an IMVU family

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

They should invent a macbook without crumbs in it

[jacob @solodoloslowmo]

winners get prizes

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

Zara larsson kinda the type of girl that would come back to school after spring break with a mean ass sunburn and corn rows

[Lauren @libralaur]

When I met you in the Summer to my heartbeat’s sound

[jacob @solodoloslowmo]

I have a theory that people who fucking live and die for AI never got enough fake praise for their shitty macaroni necklaces

[latke @latkedelrey]

i trust you

[George Michael @GeorgeMichael]

I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE ! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!

[jacob @solodoloslowmo]

First day of Pride spent in a Catholic Church. I won the holy water wet t-shirt contest.

[alluringskull @alluringskull]

FAGGOTS LEMME HEAR YOU MAKE SOME NOISE #priDEMONth

[culture @notgwendalupe]

kirsten dunst partying, 2008

[♡ @lipglossgrinss]

charli xcx, brooke candy, cupcakKe, and pabllo vittar on a random day in 2017:

[gigi @gigi4perez]

Can they do a gay love island please

[✈️ modelland @dumbhotvirgo]

Gay men will be transphobic but still smoke meth....baby you cutting out the wrong T 😭😭😭

[cakes @budihurdd]

i have ascended to god’s country

[jacob @solodoloslowmo]

When I say I love my university I mean I love the softball team

[٠࣪⭑ @lookenue]

Santigold - Big Mouth (2012)

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

we aren’t equal until the nfl has a fem twink fаgot btw