Solomon Lane

I'm a Villain trapped in a Glass Box. (Parody Account)

[Solomon Lane @solomonlane50]

@LadyofBeleriand @rnataliya You think I'm smiling? nope!

[Solomon Lane @solomonlane50]

@rnataliya (HAHAH This glove is killing me! I feel all warm and fuzzy in the belly LOL!)

[Solomon Lane @solomonlane50]

@rnataliya At least he's not trapped in a box! I will have to keep an eye on the three of you, and when I'll be free, you'll hear from me!

[Solomon Lane @solomonlane50]

@rnataliya Do I need to tell you what will happen when I'll be out of this glass box?

[Solomon Lane @solomonlane50]

@rnataliya He doesn't care about me. I don't care about him either!

[Solomon Lane @solomonlane50]

@tjfdud91 Should I be Flattered?

[Solomon Lane @solomonlane50]

@rnataliya *Groans* What are you waiting for Lady? Get me out of this box, I'm hungry and needs a shower!

[Solomon Lane @solomonlane50]

@ittatto23 @zamanaminah Nah, Sean Harris isn't on Twitter ;)

[Solomon Lane @solomonlane50]

@rnataliya My Lord? As you wish, but people call me Mr. Lane.

[Solomon Lane @solomonlane50]

@LadyofBeleriand You sure do young lady! Perhaps, that father of yours hasn't spanked you enough when you were a child.

[Solomon Lane @solomonlane50]

@rnataliya Well, if you get me out this box, perhaps I'd be kind enough to grant your wish.

[Solomon Lane @solomonlane50]

@LadyofBeleriand @rnataliya Oh you lil girls! You got such twisted minds. You should be ashamed, I'm old enough to be your daddy!

[Solomon Lane @solomonlane50]

Don't look for me, I'm going out to buy deodorant...

[Solomon Lane @solomonlane50]

@rnataliya Icy? I'd say Intense, just like my favorite one "A*Men Pure Havane" by Thierry Mugler.

[Solomon Lane @solomonlane50]

@dfbridgeburner Creepy? Is this because I caressed Ilsa's face at the graveyard?

[Solomon Lane @solomonlane50]

@zamanaminah I didn't know I had such effects on women. Hope you're feeling better after these multiples heart attacks my dear.

[Solomon Lane @solomonlane50]

@ouirich I actually don't use VLC... But Power DVD!

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Oh Pretty Ilsa, why did you resist me uh? All was forgiven, but you disappointed me again... #solomonlane #ilsafaust

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@rnataliya I bet you would ;)

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@LadyofBeleriand @mimithegamine This is not the kind of things girls of your age should be watching in the first place...