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[toopharoni @solongdogs]

Yall. Is my life really one viral (or bacterial) illness after another every single month. This blows

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

A lot of you are under the mistaken impression that progress means advances in tech. Real progress is kids who are literate, free meals for public school students, a culture in which human art & poetry are celebrated. We're regressing rapidly & the only way forward is to read.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

“ICE does NOT arrest U.S. citizens.”

They don't even try to make their lies believable anymore.

[Mj @frankendyked]

Reminder that the "first thanksgiving" was NOT a feast that symbolized peace, the Wampanoag were brutally murdered and dehumanized by these colonizers after being exploited for their knowledge and resources.

[madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless]

Literally what the holiday is about lol

[toopharoni @solongdogs]

I must have some bad luck

[toopharoni @solongdogs]

Time to marry my best friend ig

[toopharoni @solongdogs]

Men are so weird !

[toopharoni @solongdogs]

@earthtofelixx And also incredibly HORRIBLE at holding normal conversation

[astro in real time @astroinrealtime]

capricorn, your soulmate is a billionaire. quit your job.

[toopharoni @solongdogs]

@earthtofelixx My friend signed me up for Facebook dating??? and it's abhorrent but also fine I guess

[toopharoni @solongdogs]

@choctotoro No, I am so glad

[toopharoni @solongdogs]

Just got myself another lead in a show. Life is preeeeetty wild these days

[astro in real time @astroinrealtime]

capricorn, your taste in men is your biggest problem.

[toopharoni @solongdogs]

@hourIyhoroscope @earthtofelixx

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

capricorn, you're not incapable of love.

[toopharoni @solongdogs]

@earthtofelixx They are so annoying and I'm already sick of this again

[toopharoni @solongdogs]

Men need to stop trying to impress me by being funny. I'm funny. I don't need you for that. What I do need you for is buying me coffee.