jasmine 🦜🍉

On the surface, I may seem like an island, but deep down... I am beak wave
adult | 🖥 ΘΔ? | pfp by @solstacoded | priv @autismine_ | dni if u support cynonithes

[jasmine 🦜🍉 @solstacoded]

@Codlalol me dying at the end of yata the second time

[jasmine 🦜🍉 @solstacoded]

@wiff_d the only discrepancy i noticed is these objects in the ship section, in 1.9 you can't change the outer colour (it's always lbg)

[jasmine 🦜🍉 @solstacoded]

@wiff_d if you care about 1.9 authenticity: static white and 3dl are both technically selectable channels, they're only accessible through mods or cheat engine and afaik no one in the period actually used them but an unmodified 1.9 client will render them properly

[jasmine 🦜🍉 @solstacoded]

@zoe_bve

[jasmine 🦜🍉 @solstacoded]

@MeltyLoo he won't be for long

[jasmine 🦜🍉 @solstacoded]

at this point i'm convinced that that $1.5 trillion never existed in the first place it's just a made up number

[Ted @TedPillows]

$1,500,000,000,000 has been erased from the US stock market today.

Absolute bloodbath.

[jasmine 🦜🍉 @solstacoded]

@MEATPRIESTESS i have news about one of the oldest civilisations on earth

[jasmine 🦜🍉 @solstacoded]

i feel so sorry for kane parsons

[1.9 GDPS @official19gdps]

Dead or Lie by Purple Popcorn

[jasmine 🦜🍉 @solstacoded]

@Starlyrra @2lexycat no it doesn't that's a lie

[DiscussingBullshit @booglemyglunk]

'Backrooms' director Kane Parsons is... oh for fucks sake where did he go. Where the FUCK is he. Are we serious?? This is so fucking unprofessional. We set up this interview and he just isn't fucking here. What a waste of my time.

He is 20 years old.

[jasmine 🦜🍉 @solstacoded]

@lumentation why do you care

[jasmine 🦜🍉 @solstacoded]

because no one asked

[jasmine 🦜🍉 @solstacoded]

@_Xanii_ this is the only good mashup actually

[xanii @_Xanii_]

my first mashup in a while

[jasmine 🦜🍉 @solstacoded]

canberra light rail network

[Àyànfè @Danny456080]

Socialism doesn’t work because as soon as a state turns socialist they randomly get invaded and bombed

[jasmine 🦜🍉 @solstacoded]

@2lexycat *you* only live once. this is my second life