SoulSucker9000

My family’s token disappointment by choice

[SoulSucker9000 @solsticejane]

I feel like the human embodiment of hot dog water today

[prin 𖤍 @velcrolezbo]

hi guys. so, the frontal lobe does not stop developing at 25, nor is it fully developed at 25.

[SoulSucker9000 @solsticejane]

@lohanthegirlie They weren’t even together when he posted this😭

[Milo 🦷 @computertooth]

“before you came into my life I missed you so bad” kind of clears every other pop lyric written in the last fifteen years

[Frankie 📎 Fey @frankiefey]

kids these days have NO idea how funny “bob” was. like if your name was bob it was legitimately over for you

[SoulSucker9000 @solsticejane]

I just need time to stop for a little bit 😔

[Raven Jade @HighwayyChild]

I hate being negative but wow I’m tired of everything sucking. People, traffic, quality and prices of everything, etc etc etc.
I drive to the store, people drive like assholes, the card reader doesn’t work, the attendant is rude, I spend $80 on two little bags, I’m SICK.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

can’t believe it’s already August. time flies when you live life on survival mode and work everyday of your fucking life.

[jason @jm0ney666]

why does the automatic pilot in AIRPLANE (1980) look kinda like he’s gonna carry the flame

[🦞🦀🦑カイ🦑🦀🦞 @rassicas]

fucking despise what's become of the word larp. acronym used to describe some of the biggest genuine nerds being misconstrued to insult people who are not nerdy/knowledgeable enough. its like larping the word larping

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

"is this indica or sativa" no dude this is weed you smoke it and you get high dude

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

#yeah

[dead emerson @deadxemerson]

real kyle gordon fans were there when his whole thing was doing impressions of kids with autism

[SoulSucker9000 @solsticejane]

Charlie Kirk most likely
Bro is Kirkified

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Obsession star Michael Johnston is in talks to play a new role in an upcoming biopic.

"I'm not gonna say who it is yet, but you can take your guesses."

[eliezel @_measles_]

If humanity died out right now this website would still run like normal

[SoulSucker9000 @solsticejane]

@McR1B69 You definitely weren’t wrong 😬 I was having fun goofing on it the whole time though

[SoulSucker9000 @solsticejane]

Trying to watch Obsession but I’m more or less just listening to it because the LIGHTING IS SO FUCKING DARK I CANT SEE ANYTHING

[SoulSucker9000 @solsticejane]

@temberaubend People give younger siblings their expired IDs all the time to try to pass off, not allowing expired IDs prevents that from being a problem.

[vic, fashion, film @vicwhosvic]

música tão horrorosa que acordou a gaga e a madonna

[Epic Jimmy @Epic_Jimmy]

It's real https://t.co/Oy0tZJNb9p