DS

Taste it.

[DS @SoltanPepper]

Move over Emoji Sheriffs...Giff Constable is the hero Web 3.0 deserves

[Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos]

You all were “cooking” and “simmering” with your asthma-inducing gas stoves. While I was waiting, lurking in the shadows, practicing my art. And now you all come crawling, begging for my secrets. I am the microwave chef

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

people who hate cilantro got it so easy. they can have a fussy little preference and everyone is like “of course, due to your genes”

[Ben Leary @benlearyy]

we teach our spinach to shrink itself. to make itself smaller

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
wow this giant wooden horse is great

[review updated]
⭐☆☆☆☆
ok what the fuck

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

the audacity of the “skip intro” button to show its face during the succession theme music

[Kevin T. Porter @KevinTPorter]

sunday nights the next two months

[jordan @JordanUhl]

living

[jordan @JordanUhl]

dying

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

There should be a grinch for every holiday. keep celebrants on their toes

[DS @SoltanPepper]

@steph_mcca Hangin’ out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

I ate his homework, Clarice, with sausages and some nice toilet water

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

It saddens me that Godzilla and King Kong can't get along, in a world where they are more like each other than like anyone else.

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

the paper that muffins sit in is actually their pants

[charlie @chunkbardey]

putting soup in a square tupperware...... it’s just not right. it should be a circle one which is the shape of soup

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Midwintar / Midsommar