HannahramicView🌈

aka the aka robot #Zeitgang //aka 12 cats inside of a robot//Queer & trans⁠ (she/her/hers)

[HannahramicView🌈 @SoltisHannah]

Cause I'm J.O.B.
Yeah Jack O'Brien
J.O.B. yeah I host the Zeit
J.O.B. I'm a power host
J.O.B> yeah let's start the show
#tothetuneof TNT AC/DC @DailyZeitgeist @jack_obrien

[HannahramicView🌈 @SoltisHannah]

Jack to the Future
Indiana JO'Briens and the Last Dewsade
Terminato's O'Brien
Police AJackamy
The Empire Strikes Jack @jack_obrien @DailyZeitgeist

[HannahramicView🌈 @SoltisHannah]

Who would have thought buying a Nintendo Switch would lead to a massive increase in the amount of time spent playing a Nintendo Switch...

[HannahramicView🌈 @SoltisHannah]

if i was writing a detective show I would make sure to have my lead detective say "catch you later" as his catch phrase/leaving line because then clever internet people would notice that later on and be like 'see, the detective said 'catch you later' then they CAUGHT them later'

[HannahramicView🌈 @SoltisHannah]

why not just inhale some cheezeWhiz
or those packets of pizza store parm
not sure if those qualify as cheese
but hey now, it's addictive, it keeps me hooked on dairy, otherwise, i'd be a vegan,
and all that melted cheese glows
under fluorescent lights in the gas station store

[HannahramicView🌈 @SoltisHannah]

Somebody once told me "your cheese is looking moldy"
your cheddar ain't the sharpest block in the shed
Your Feta's looking kinda crumbled and your Mozzarella is sliced wrong,

[HannahramicView🌈 @SoltisHannah]

I need to get myself some quality cheese
how did the Brie get melted and the provolone is fetid, got some asiago - oof- now i wish i didn't
didn't make sense not to quit dairy, my brain gets high on queso mor-phun
So much to do so much to eat

[HannahramicView🌈 @SoltisHannah]

And I'm Jack
I'm Jack O'Brien 'aye'
I'm just Jack,
I host with Miles of Gray
(host with Miles Gray)
@jack_Obrien @DailyZeitgeist I Ran So far Away

[HannahramicView🌈 @SoltisHannah]

Jack, possessing of a last name with a little something I can't quite describing, a certain je nais sais quO'Brien if you will.
@jack_obrien

[HannahramicView🌈 @SoltisHannah]

As i masochistically rewatch the first few episodes of GoT and Dexter, knowing how badly both butchered their final seasons, are there any other shows that belong in the same category? I am trying to torture myself with disappointment and lack of payoff, apparently?

[HannahramicView🌈 @SoltisHannah]

So at the end of Back to the Future, did no one at the dance or in the band notice that Marty just suddenly started becoming transparent? Like, i dunno, it just feels like if Trey Anastasio cut his hand and some rando came on stage and started fading into nothing, i'd notice...

[HannahramicView🌈 @SoltisHannah]

i accidentally doodled a functional angry birb on a pizza box and then when it flew away the customer got pissed like it's my fault that my drawings come to life like some sort of cartoon character

[HannahramicView🌈 @SoltisHannah]

When all your favorite tweets are gone
hit a bong hit a bong like I know you do
And even when your jokes might bomb
hit a bong hit a bong like I know you do [hit a bong] Move Along All American Rejects @aka @milesofgray

[HannahramicView🌈 @SoltisHannah]

well well well, if it isn't my growing sense of anxiety about the consequences of actions I haven't even taken but have merely considered.

[HannahramicView🌈 @SoltisHannah]

Trying to spread anarchy by being nice to people and destroying all the corporations.

[HannahramicView🌈 @SoltisHannah]

Will is short for Willip
or
Phil is short for Philliam

[HannahramicView🌈 @SoltisHannah]

When I wake up in the morning,
when the sunlight hits my thighs
and my kids without warning,
stare deadass in my eyes
Then I pour my Dew
And the world's all right with me
Just one mountain Dew
And I know it's gonna be
A long ass day
@jack_obrien @DailyZeitgeist aka Lovely Day

[HannahramicView🌈 @SoltisHannah]

@Em_TeeGee 🔥🌈🍃

[HannahramicView🌈 @SoltisHannah]

Why should people be allowed to have 300+ lifetimes worth of wealth?

Oh, and Jeff Bezos has more than 200 times 300 lifetimes worth of wealth.

Eat the rich.

[HannahramicView🌈 @SoltisHannah]

anxiety part of my brain says no + ego part of brain says 'engage with world' + depressed brain says 'fuck this' + adhd brain squirrels -> use of lazy structure in vain attempt at popularity without anything to say; close with insightful and witty comment.