Sam

Cello, horses, and video games. In that order :) | @siylance 💕 | @soluspriv

[Sam @solus_sam]

So I met Selena Gomez today???

[Sam @solus_sam]

they did look at my id for a while, so hopefully they genuinely meant what they said :(

[Sam @solus_sam]

had another cashier tell me i looked young for my age when they ID’d me for white claws. so one of two things are true:
-i genuinely look young for my age
-i actually look old af and they were just trying to be nice

I’m 27, what did they mean??

[Sam @solus_sam]

not me scrubbing the wash rack with rubbing alcohol and getting college flashbacks

[Sam @solus_sam]

tonight’s dinner was 2 cheese sticks, an ice cream sandwich, and a spoon of peanut butter if u even care

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several wasps were hanging out on our yearling horse and I was so scared to halter him (bc of the wasps) and he picked up on that energy and moved away from me whenever I tried to halter him 😅 this went on for several minutes and im glad I caught him and no one was stung

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why can’t patients access availity(for free)????? I just wanna know how many therapy sessions I have left without calling them and being stuck on a ten minute phone call!!!!

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so what, you’re gonnna be bad at that for the rest of your life?

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dude im still worried im gonna be subpoenaed for shit i was forced to do here

[Sam @solus_sam]

believe me i hate health insurance companies as much as the next person but im not going to jail bc u don’t wanna pay a no-show fee!!!!

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i wanna do the paparazzi trend on tik tok rn but im scared im not attractive enough and it’ll get hate 😬

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Wordle the last 2 days is pissing me off!!!

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JUMPSCARE JUMPSCARE JUMPSCARE

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NO WAY I GOT TODAYS WORDLE IN 3

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oh todays wordle is brutal

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@skyefarrell23 yes!! Lacey is still going strong!!

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just found out the horse I rode in pony camp 20 years ago is STILL ALIVE wHAT DO I DO WITH THIS INFORMATION??

[Sam @solus_sam]

isn’t that how the song goes?

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I wish I didn’t have to rhyme every time I sang
I wish I didn’t have to get sad every time I drank

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when my therapist said “you wouldn’t skip any of your horses’s supplements so why would you skip yours?”

[Sam @solus_sam]

believe me i hate health insurance companies as much as the next person but im not going to jail bc u don’t wanna pay a no-show fee!!!!

[Sam @solus_sam]

no we can’t bill insurance if u don’t come to ur appointment so u don’t have to pay a no show fee, that’s fraaauuuddd!!!