Whiskey_elixir🥃

Some days I’m Tea ,the other days I’m Hennessy

[Kikelomo Sowore @KikelomoSowore]

If Pidgin were allowed as an official language at work, ‘’Nothing do you” would be my “Warm regards’’.

Nothing do you,
Kikelomo.

[Kingsley ♟️ @Kingsleymaximo]

No I won’t take unsweetened Greek yoghurt for any reason. I don’t hate myself that much.

[Mima @RealLifeGold]

I get so upset when I get a whiff of urine in public spaces. It’s so disgusting

[Linette Paille @LinettePaille]

We don’t fat shame men nearly enough.

[Nans, Esq. @nansbello]

Do they have a waist bead to secure my appointment as the new UN Secretary General?

[Yugusuguf Arşiv @videolarsivi]

tuhaf hareketler yaparak kendisine bağıran kızının ağzına spatula ile vuran kadın

[Steady @DeanoGorton]

🙌😂😂🫵

[Big Mobii @mobiiszn]

if na working country be this, we for don gather sue MTN

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[𝚎𝚟𝚒 @evydenzz]

“bro na ss1 i see you last”

how much ugu you wan buy oga.

[🦉Hootz🐍 🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

the female body for some reason has tons of mechanisms to gain weight unrelated to consumption, the male body on the other hand has virtually none, meaning if you're fat as a man its entirely your own fault you hungry hungry hippo

[Chukwuma Kaduna Nzeogwu🙌💡 @onwuchekwa_]

You don enter flight before wey Dey sponsored by “Presidency” ?
Like SLEPT IN ENUGU WOKE IN ABUJA type of movement?

[Pharm Foods☘️🔞 @GanjaPharmski]

I don add sound for you 😂😂

[mikel🧑🏾‍🦱 @splashkel]

Na this raining season una Dey call summer?

[Whiskey_elixir🥃 @som__tea]

@_olaedo_xo @yosoreoluwaa Tried it during the weekend and made a decree not to do that to myself again 🙂‍↔️😖

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

Angels don't exist keh

Wetin I come be

[Adigun! @max_benlien]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

August is in two weeks??? This might be the fastest a year has ever gone by. Wtf.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

A lot of people don’t know this, but you can workout and not tell anyone.

[Dr Kelechi Okoro | Ebonyi Babe @healthertainer]

“Side eye” when I see married female doctors refer to themselves as “ Dr Mrs”

Do you hear your male counterparts referring to themselves as “Dr Mr”

Original copy of shock received by me.