SomaCow

Snarky and Brilliant

[SomaCow @somacow]

Yo, @McDonalds, what is 1189:1?

Like, is it a secret code, or an indication that the CEO is overpaid?

[NPR @NPR]

Rebekah Jones, a scientist who has says she lost her job with Florida after refusing to manipulate coronavirus numbers, has turned herself in on a charge of "offenses against users of computers, computer systems, computer networks and electronic devices." https://t.co/9DezoakgQU

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

Censored by the state of Florida until further notice.

#LetHerSpeak

[SomaCow @somacow]

@AuthorKimberley Technically, this action should qualify for GTMO.

[SomaCow @somacow]

To @YNB and the entire #community, Merry Most Important Day of the Year.

@joelmchale

[SomaCow @somacow]

So, one of my heroes was invaded by the state. @GeoRebekah

https://t.co/ed3058wMQW

[SomaCow @somacow]

@OnlyMajerli @halalipop Any system fails when it is allowed to be manipulated for the few who hold positions of authority.

All systems will fail when humans become content and lazy.

[SomaCow @somacow]

@WingerSpeech It was weekly... we just haven't has a new week since March.

[SomaCow @somacow]

@StephenKing "No reasonable person would believe Tucker Carlson"

-Tucker Carlson's lawyers

[SomaCow @somacow]

@VirginityIsRad Butt rockin beat

[SomaCow @somacow]

90% of drama in tv writing is just withholding information.

[SomaCow @somacow]

@RBReich Open your radical eyes

[SomaCow @somacow]

The supreme court should be 51 judges at least. Having a full council to represent the voice of the people would be far better than a handful of people on a leaky boat trying to save the world.

[SomaCow @somacow]

If I understand Epicurus' Riddle, the gods are just middle management.

They are either powerless to do anything about evil, and are useless, or they have the power, but choose not to do anything and should be fired because they're not managers.

[SomaCow @somacow]

Some read the book of Job and see a story of faith, I read Job and think, @god has a gambling problem.

[SomaCow @somacow]

83,000 is only the cases they're willing to let you know about.

Data is still being buried.

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

Want to make sure everyone is aware of our #COVID19 resources at @thecovidmonitor for case data in k12 #schools in the #epitwitter community. Check us out, let me know if you have any questions. And thank you for all you've been through this last ten months (or longer)

[SomaCow @somacow]

It appears @AOC hasn't learned the first rule of Congress: "If everyone cheats, no one gets busted... so just lie to the people "

She's going to ruin it for all those poor Congessmen who take payouts.

[SomaCow @somacow]

@JoeBiden If only there was a candidate who fit that description.

Vote Biden, because the other choice is even worse.

[SomaCow @somacow]

It's March 237th and I still have my #Halloween decorations up.