somguk

Probably not the worst but definitely not the best

[somguk @somalguk]

I love poop jokes but normal ones are ok too

[somguk @somalguk]

I will supply my cock and you will demand it in your mouth

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You can’t get in his head but you can give him head

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Judy got that good kush in her bush

[somguk @somalguk]

I’m tired and gay a lot

[somguk @somalguk]

Are you cumming on the tip of my balls?

[somguk @somalguk]

The British are creampieing me!

[somguk @somalguk]

I do not, want to jerk his taint.

[somguk @somalguk]

Although I’m very much in shape I could only bounce on it for 10 minutes

[somguk @somalguk]

Listen eat me out if I’m wrong

[somguk @somalguk]

What if Barbosa was like you afraid to get raped?

[somguk @somalguk]

I am inevitable *gags on it*

[somguk @somalguk]

Austin, spit on my dick!

[somguk @somalguk]

Austin spit on my dick!

[somguk @somalguk]

I want to go home and re-cum my pants

[somguk @somalguk]

What if you asked Santa for a bj for Christmas but he said you were naughty so you have to suck him

[somguk @somalguk]

That’s crazy haha it makes me want to throw my balls off the roof!

[somguk @somalguk]

Looks like cum’s back on the menu boys!

[somguk @somalguk]

Hey you can’t just tell a girl to tighten up

[somguk @somalguk]

Oh can you put that cum in the mircowave I like it heated up

[somguk @somalguk]

You know what they say when you’re fucking a dog..