Somali Girl Problems

I bitch about stuff.

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Pretty sure I'm 80% rice. Thanks Chipotle.

[Somali Girl Problems @somaligrlprblm]

I would love for you to meet my parents but you see how my culture is set up is.....

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Babe when you pick me up make sure you park three blocks down. You know I love cardio 😘

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@ChefRoble the guy in the middle looks like he's fixated on a fat ass.

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Am I whore because I date black guys...or are you just mad that your dick comes up short like Ciara's album sales?

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Dad: " man you really like going to the movies!" Me: " hahaha. Sure do"

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Judging by @WondaSoCareless 'a bio. He's either a scouting agent or a rapist.

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@ChefRoble do they come with biscuits?

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Hey London chicks. You don't have to dress up your face like its your it's your sweet 16 everyday. I promise.

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Dear Somali girls who shower Chef Roble's instagram pics with kissy emojis. Why are you so stupid?

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Made out with a Somali guy and now i'm the neighborhood slut. Nice.

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Every time I walk past the store Wet "Seal" I laugh quietly to myself like an idiot. #somaligirlproblem

[Somali Girl Problems @somaligrlprblm]

Sometimes I wonder if my black female friends like me for me, or if they're just after my hair. #somaligirlproblem

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@ChefRoble that's what flasks are for.

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No, Starbucks barista. My name isn't Nasteyho. It's Nastexo. #somaligirlproblem

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Everyone knows a mud packer named Coco.

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Just read one of @warsan_shire's poems & suddenly I'm on the floor with a cardigan on and burgundy lips.

[Somali Girl Problems @somaligrlprblm]

Honey beige on instagram but cocoa crispy in person. #somaligirlproblem

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RT @Macan_Badana: Telling your date to drop you off 3 blocks away from your house #Somaligirlproblem

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These Somali girls only befriended me because they want my cousin to plow them. #somaligirlproblem