Somali React

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@ladbible Prison Break, Breaking Bad & Peaky Blinders

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@pechacek_amy Hey Amy, I'm looking for a thread that says "do this to be more productive" and one of the points is "eat food 3 hours before going to bed" kindly help me find it. Thanks

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@MadridXtra

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@MadridXtra Kenya

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@FabrizioRomano

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@MadridXtra @MarioCortegana

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@Oldschool_girl

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Dont trust someone who teaches you a foreign language 😂😅

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Here is the trailer to our first film we shot in 2021. It's about an individual who doesn't want to leave the house.

"Guri-Joog" is now streaming on YouTube.

[Montana Money 💸 @kinggmona]

I deserve a Grammy for this performance I had everybody shook 😂😂

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Just passed the YouTube Channel Growth Assessment. How do i activate the certified button. How do i get the 100k silver button? Thanks. @TeamYouTube

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Wow Loving what @MissAbdi714 is saying..Girl child should be respected..#Strengthofawoman

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@7amdash_elkaser @eyes_closegh @realmadrid @MarceloM12 Exactly! Only the fans are loyal to the club. #HalaMadrid

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@TeamYouTube we are seeing a massive drop in our views counts for the last video we uploaded. Is there a problem? Thanks.

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“I want you to court the daughter of one of my friends.” His father started.

Yasin looked up baffled.

#EndOfChapterOne

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Yasin was woken up by the loud ringing tone of his smartphone. It was Jamila. “Good morning macan” she said. He yawned and stretched before replying to her.

“Uh...Morning.” There was music playing in the background of the other end of the line. The singer was Adan Samatar.

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“Fifteen minutes to noon.” Yasin looked down. There was complete silence.

Yasin dreaded moments like this. His father would lecture him on time punctuality, life and responsibilities. But this day his father caught him off guard.

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As Yasin and Feisal we’re conversing about last night’s escapades, his father entered the changing room. Their conversation came to an abrupt end. Feisal grabbed the mop and left the room.

Get up” his father commanded him. Yasin stood up slowly. “What time did you report in?”

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“Yo! Night runner!” Feisal called out as they bumped fists. “Hey, did my father open the supermarket this morning?” Yasin inquired.

“No, Dahir opened the supermarket this morning and your Pops hasn’t arrived yet” Feisal said. Yasin breathed a sigh of relief.

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Sprayed his armpits and returned the deodorant on the shelf. He proceeded to the staff changing room.

As he was changing into his work uniform, Yasin was approached by Feisal the supermarket’s attendant and his best friend.

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He was awfully late and he smelled really bad. A shower would have helped but he opted out. Yasin surveyed the checkout counter where his father usually sits.

He wasn’t there. Yasin entered the supermarket and rushed to the aisle where the deodorants were.