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toeshoes take 4 months to put on (not affiliated with Blizzard)

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now entering:
watchpoint: Antarctica

Elimination

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#GrunchWeek

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“soldier 76 is gay” is the most shocking and unexpected reveal since “water is wet”

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amélie tried the new Talon Cloning Machine(tm) first but her clone jumped out and yelled “i wanna be a cowboy babey!!!!!!”

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@symmetra_txt

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“sombra sombra”
yes reaper
“killing katya volskaya”
yes reaper
“telling lies”
no reaper
“show us your plans”
ha ha ha

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dang...... this blew up.......
check out my soundcloud 😎 https://t.co/AYl1ocpO7O

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dva short: look at dva. she eats the doritos and drinks the mountain dew
audience: haha
dva short: she suffers from the ptsd
audience: wait what
dva short: she has a complex that keeps her from asking for help because she feels pressured from high expectations
audience: h

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placed into the MEKA WIGGLER to atone for their sins

[Ana Amari☕️ @ana_amari_txt]

naughty tanks that rush in without healers come out like this

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@Lucio__txt paypal, bitcoins, black market collateral, FarmVille gift cards

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i will also accept jack morrison’s, but i’ll have to add another $15

[Pope Lúcio XIII ( Catholic 😔) @Lucio__txt]

does it have to be my soul or can i buy someone else's

i'd have to go track mine down and rip it from Lucifer's hands

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@Lucio__txt ok, pay in advance

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@Lucio__txt

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@Lucio__txt oh wait THAT’s what this is about, weird and gross

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@Lucio__txt i’m adjusting for I Hate Overwatch and also please i need just any soul reyes is starving

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it will cost your soul and also $25

[Pope Lúcio XIII ( Catholic 😔) @Lucio__txt]

SOMBRA CAN I COMMISSION SOME PROGRAMMING REAL QUICK

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@REAPERDOTTXT look again

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i would turn gabriel reyes into the authorities for one copy of bad rats

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Hammond: squeak
Hammond’s extremely low-voiced mech: Hey Peter