alice

i come on twitter about once every year

[💗 @ma1ybe]

My mother was assisting in paediatric surgery when a surgeon made a pedophilic joke related to Epstein files. The whole room laughed. She didn't. After surgery he asked my mother why she didn’t laugh. She simply said: “because i have a daughter, Don't you?" He got offended & asked the leadership (most of them are men lol) to remove her from the team. She got fired. So no, women are not ruining workplaces. It's men and their pathetic humor

[alice @someL00N]

@samJRose96

[alice @someL00N]

@AldiUK please why have you discontinued the frozen mac n cheese? you’ve ruined lives. i looked forward to getting my fix after work every week and you’ve left me with nothing 😓😓😓
what do i have to do to bring it back.

[Dilly Hussain @DillyHussain88]

A pregnant woman is on trial for calling you a coconut.

[archie @Archie_Saunders]

The silence from transphobes who scream at the top of their rotted little lungs that women are being made to feel unsafe because of trans women just trying to live their lives.
While real sexual predators and rapists go to the Olympics and it’s tumble weed.

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

I don’t know where to start with this . But it’s surely illegal and must be investigated and prosecuted . What sort of monster rams a calf ? Twice ?

[Tom Hunter @OneLifeStand87]

You put the guy who organised this party during lockdown in the Lords

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

i need to be here this weekend actually

[jess white @jessf_white]

me, every single month: why do i feel like shit. why am i so bloated. why am i so upset. i have never felt like this before in my life

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey come over we’re finding the beauty in everything. yes even in the mundane

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

I always feel awful for the elves. You took the job 80 years ago to make some whimsical rocking horses, 4 parts tops. And now you're soldering an iPad motherboard with your arthritic, cinnamon-scented hands. A brutal gig.

[katie @nocontextkatie]

🚨 BREAKING🚨 Footage of the SF-24 has been leaked!

[alice @someL00N]

@ickisprivate u look beautiful without it he’s right

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

don’t invite me unless these are the plans

[alice @someL00N]

@AldiUK my mother said the price of cucumbers being 69p made her day and asked me to tell u

[alice @someL00N]

#NewProfilePic i have not been on this godforsaken app in months it’s time for a change

[𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑. ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‏ 𓆉 @Jenchy_]

This is the craziest two part tweet ever.