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fragile desert creature, they/them

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@ismemry_grift @Pandabbadon @kahtrinuh @Afroyesah They're Native American? Coyote is LITERALLY the English translation of their name, which I think is super nice of Coyote to do for those of us who can't pronounce their actual name in its actual language. Why are you so obsessed with furries? Are you a closet furry? 👀

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@malgloriaa

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@malgloriaa Show me the hair and makeup!!!! I will see it and I will care!

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@jamalistia The corners of my mouth are sore just looking at it. Looks cool though

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@HotSpotHotSpot Don't threaten me with a good time.

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@leafyvegetabl Pro tip, get a drink warmer hotplate thing for your desk or wherever it is you spend time. Your tea will no longer be cold

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@aerobelle_39 Everything I know about that man is against my will. Can people please stop putting his weird uncanny valley smile all over the internet his face freaks me out

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@malgloriaa As long as it's not because of a m*n (slur)

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I need the entire Iliad and Odyssey translated like this

[Bryan Cheong @bryancsk]

Yap at me Muse, about this guy who was lowkey built different,
who literally couldn't stay in his lane after he absolutely demolished Troy fr fr:
He was out here vibing in everybody's cities, living in their heads rent-free,
ngl he was catching major L's on the ocean, straight up in his feels,
trying to keep himself and his squad alive and heading back to base.
But no cap, he couldn't save his boys even though he was trying so hard:
they were out here acting real smooth-brained and did themselves dirty,
absolute NPCs who had the audacity to feast on Helios's cattle—
and he said "bet" and canceled their whole return journey.
Spill the tea about all this, divine bestie, Zeus's daughter, we're all ears.

All the other mains who didn't get rekt
were chilling at home, having dipped from the war and ocean situation:
but my guy was stuck in his villain era, no wifey, no home,
'cause this baddie Calypso (she's literally a goddess btw) had him on lock
in her cave, down bad trying to get him to put a ring on it.
But when the time finally came around in this whole seasonal rotation,
when the gods were like "aight, let him head back to his crib
in Ithaca"—but he was still catching hands even there,
even with his day ones. All the gods were like "free my man,"
except Poseidon was big mad, no chill,
beefing with god-tier Odysseus before he could pull up to his ends.

But rn he was posted up with the Ethiopians in their faraway spot,
(they're like split in two groups btw, absolute edge of the map type energy),
some where the sun dips, others where it does its little morning slay,
collecting his W in the form of mad bulls and sheep.
Man's was living his best life at the function, meanwhile all the other gods
were having a whole vibe check up in Zeus's crib on Olympus.
That's when the GOAT of gods and humans started spitting facts:
'cause he was thinking about that guy Aegisthus (absolute W person btw),
who got unalived by Orestes (Agamemnon's son, kind of a big deal):
thinking about all that, he started throwing shade to the immortal squad:

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@Pandabbadon @KKriegeBlog Oh! I think the answer applies either way tbh.

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@Pandabbadon @KKriegeBlog Out of it you didn't really have anyone to pass it on to. Or maybe it was from when you were a teen or something.

But yeah. Tight lacing did happen but it was a rich people beauty fad that doctors Did Not Like. -3/3

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@Pandabbadon @KKriegeBlog Tight lacing was something done by the wealthy upper class women. It was a fashion trend akin to like, the Kylee Jenner lip challenge from a decade ago, or getting a bbl or whatever tf rich people are currently doing that's actually kinda dangerous. For most folks corsets were-1

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@Pandabbadon @KKriegeBlog More like a bra. And getting that teeny tiny waist look was done more often by padding the bust and hips, rather than cinching the waste. The main reason we have so many itty bitty corsets surviving from the time is more survival bias. It wasn't as common a size so if you grew-2

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@tokkio_arc @Pandabbadon @brokebackstan @madisontayt_ I mean you could probably id as bisexual or multisexual and clarify that you don't include anyone outside the gender binary in your attraction, but bi and multi is two OR more (so as few as two but as many as all) and pan and Omni are "all" or "irregardless of gender"

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@ladydragonjj Cutting funding to schools and ALSO trying school funding to property taxes so poor kids automatically get worse education.

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@tokkio_arc @Pandabbadon @brokebackstan @madisontayt_ These terms all include attraction to men and women. Including trans men and trans women because guess what? Trans women are women and trans men are men, unless you're implying they're not?

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@tokkio_arc @Pandabbadon @brokebackstan @madisontayt_ There's several. Bisexual, pansexual, omnisexual, multisexual. I'm sure there's more those are just the ones I know of.

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@Pandabbadon @tokkio_arc @brokebackstan @madisontayt_ The labels all largely overlap and have lot in common and frankly everyone could get a lot more fucking activism done if everyone wasn't so fucking focused on the infighting. Cishets fucking love when we're all fighting with each other.

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@Pandabbadon @tokkio_arc @brokebackstan @madisontayt_ community AND ALSO the transphobia that can ABSOLUTELY be found in the pan/Omni/whatever-else-sexual communities as well.