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got super weird with it • she/her

[💋 @somebodysKat]

I’m not gonna fake laugh anymore

fuck you. get funnier

[777 @dessszn]

on some shit jehova hasn't witnessed

[｡ﾟ☆ * Em ☽ .* ☆ﾟ @EmileeSilvey]

i got that dog in me

(it yearns to be euthanized)

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

He’s gonna tell everyone you were a psycho anyway, babe. Cause a scene.

[💋 @somebodysKat]

dating is so scary. got a background check done on a guy I went on ONE date with

[💋 @somebodysKat]

Sunday scaries on a Wednesday

[💋 @somebodysKat]

all my coworkers fear me the same way my family fears me and I feel pretty good about that

[💋 @somebodysKat]

I miss my dog

[💋 @somebodysKat]

MY MOMS WENT TO GREECE WITH THEIR FRIENDS AND I SAID I WANTED A VIDEO OF THEM SINGING AND DANCING TO DANCING QUEEN. IM NOT AT ALL DISAPPOINTED

[🦢 @meishato]

what? oh sweetheart no, you’re not weirding me out at all. you’re weirding me in. keep talking, freak

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Hoodwinked is literally the best movie ever made on a gas station budget

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Bf brought me to get wings and margaritas, took me out dancing, and then said “after this drink let’s go home and restart Desperate Housewives” I feel like a dog that’s about to be put down

[💋 @somebodysKat]

I keep thinking about that time somebody pantsed my coworker and she wasn’t wearing any underwear

[💋 @somebodysKat]

6’0” but 5’12” attitude

[💋 @somebodysKat]

an insecure man could not last one day dating me

[rachel coster @rcosterr]

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it

[💋 @somebodysKat]

big day for women everywhere

(my gym crush asked me for my number)

[💋 @somebodysKat]

wear panties to the gym?
I’d rather trip on the treadmill in front of my gym crush

[💋 @somebodysKat]

I’m one bad hair day away from shaving my head