bro

actually kind of likes low rise jeans | so not from wisconsin | she/her

[bro @somebrigirl]

as a service industry vet of over 10 years, i think it’s very important that i say: friday is the worst, saturday is the best, sunday is the one with the hairy chest

[bethany @thenightbethore]

are people aware that one of the other oscar nominees beats women

[bro @somebrigirl]

twice

[bro @somebrigirl]

i literally dated the guy the snl "free solo" sketch was based on

[bro @somebrigirl]

not me pouring myself a glass of red wine through a STRAINER because my fruit fly problem is that bad

[gabrielle de lioncourt’s bush @maharielles]

they should get him to play bambi

[bro @somebrigirl]

u guys ever get self conscious about the way your shoes are squeaking

[bro @somebrigirl]

W. W. A. K. W. W. B. R. D. (What Would A Kid Who Was Born Rich Do)

[bro @somebrigirl]

i found one (1) four leaf clover early in the season and now I'm the captain Ahab of finding another four leaf clover

[bro @somebrigirl]

I swear on my life the last four times I've clogged a toilet it is has been while disposing of soup or expired canned goods -- most notably a can of cranberry jelly

[bro @somebrigirl]

i literally just listened to an ad that ended with "listen on the iHeartRadio app, apple podcasts, or wherever you get YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS" and believe me when I say it was incredibly jarring

[issy metcalf @isabeIIeee]

hahahaha please look at this house

https://t.co/cN59qB8lOJ

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

Give it to me straight, doc. How old am I

[bro @somebrigirl]

kill bill by sza is a Christmas song I can't explain why

[bro @somebrigirl]

@haleyphart oh I will sing it brother

[bro @somebrigirl]

now who's familiar with the process by which googling "would i look good with a pixie cut" morphs into just having a bunch of images like these on your phone

[bro @somebrigirl]

political views aside, Mandela Barnes is straight up way more likable than Ron Johnson and you all know it

[bro @somebrigirl]

@CapTimes @BadgerHerald @whoevertfelse could write abt how abhorrent Madison, WI actually is: gimme the piece interviewing the property mgmt co's whose websites are trash despite being in a city where they could (not that they should) have college sophomores revamp them for free

[bro @somebrigirl]

Carvana has "nice guy"energy

[bro @somebrigirl]

me to the man i marry: Dr. James Harvey, ghost therapist, is my hall pass