Some BYU fan somewhere

Some BYU fan somewhere

[Some BYU fan somewhere @somebyufan]

"Case Dismissed!!! Parker Kingston is innocent!!! Suck it Yewts!!!!"

- Some BYU fan somewhere

[Some BYU fan somewhere @somebyufan]

"Removing Parker Kingston from BYU Football is denying him a chance to repent! First-degree felony charges are temporary. Missing fall camp is forever!"

- Some BYU fan somewhere

[Some BYU fan somewhere @somebyufan]

"ALLEGATIONS AGAINST JAKE RETZLAFF CONSTITUTE ANTISEMITISM AND RELIGIOUS BIGOTRY!!!!" - Some BYU fan somewhere

[Some BYU fan somewhere @somebyufan]

"JIMMER DIDNT GET A FAIR SHOT AT THE OLYMPICS!!!!" - Some BYU fan somewhere

[Some BYU fan somewhere @somebyufan]

"Kalani Sitake would NEVER turn down the Alabama job if he got the offer since BYU is his dream job!!" - Some BYU fan somewhere

[Some BYU fan somewhere @somebyufan]

"Bent rims against Cinci!! Baylor must've bent their rims to throw us off!!!!" - Some BYU fan somewhere

[Some BYU fan somewhere @somebyufan]

"WOOOOOOO!!!! YEAH!!!! BEST RECRUITING CLASS EVER!!!! SUCK IT YEWTS!!!! I DONT CARE THAT WE'RE THE WORST IN THE BIG 12!!!!" - Some BYU fan somewhere

[Some BYU fan somewhere @somebyufan]

"Sam Houston State is better at Football than the University of Florida!!!" - Some BYU fan somewhere

[Some BYU fan somewhere @somebyufan]

"That's not Zach Wilson's fault! Zach Wilson threw it right to the Bills player so it's his fault!! Should've been a dropped INT!!!" - Some BYU fan somewhere

[Some BYU fan somewhere @somebyufan]

"Cougarettes can't dance on Saturday? Some Utah fan must have reported it! It's Utah's fault!" - Some BYU fan somewhere

[Some BYU fan somewhere @somebyufan]

"You guys don't understand!! Sam Houston State is better than Florida!!" - Some BYU fan somewhere

[Some BYU fan somewhere @somebyufan]

"The refs are screwing us!!!!!! Why are we drawing this many fouls!?!?!?" - Some BYU fan somewhere

[Some BYU fan somewhere @somebyufan]

"UAB just won their bowl game!!!! Look Utah fans, UAB wins bowl games so it's only to lose to a good program!!" - Some BYU fan somewhere

[Some BYU fan somewhere @somebyufan]

"I'VE FIGURED IT OUT!!! ROBERT SALEH IS A MUSLIM AND BENCHED ZACH WILSON OUT OF RELIGIOUS BIGOTRY!!!!" - Some BYU fan somewhere

[Some BYU fan somewhere @somebyufan]

"How come BYU isn't ranked in the CFP Rankings!!! Religious Bigotry!!! Some Yewtah fan must be behind this sabotage operation!!!" - Some BYU fan somewhere

[Some BYU fan somewhere @somebyufan]

"No matter what, we're having a better season than Utah because we didn't have the hype Utah had!!!!!!!" - Some BYU fan somewhere

[Some BYU fan somewhere @somebyufan]

"Hey guys, we can still say 26-17 right?!" - Some BYU fan somewhere

[Some BYU fan somewhere @somebyufan]

"JUST FIRE SOMEONE! I DON'T CARE WHO!!!!!!!!" - Some BYU fan somewhere

[Some BYU fan somewhere @somebyufan]

"Utah is 6-2 and we're 4-4!!!! But we're better because of 26-17!!!!" - Some BYU fan somewhere

[Some BYU fan somewhere @somebyufan]

"Ignore the fact that BYU is 4-4!!!! We played a harder schedule than Utah!!!!" - Some BYU fan somewhere