Alanna Ritchie

She/Her | Drums | Vinyl | 4x4 | Brislantis | Musicals | Nerd | Gary 🐈

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

WHAT EXACTLY ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OF BEING “WRONG” ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE?

EVEN IF IT SOMEHOW ALL TURNED OUT TO BE ONE MASSIVE MISTAKE, WHAT’S THE WORST THAT HAPPENS?

“OH NO, WE ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE WORLD HEALTHIER AND MORE SUSTAINABLE, IMPROVED OUR AIR QUALITY, AND FREED OURSELVES FROM DEPENDENCE ON FINITE FOSSIL FUELS FOR NO REASON.”

YEAH, WHAT A FUCKING TRAGEDY.

[Alanna Ritchie @somecallmelala]

@ma1ybe A lot of people are telling on themselves in the replies…

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The conversational editing of #TheOrville is fucking with my head 😅

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Can we get Britney’s Dance Beat on the Switch? I could really use that right now.

[Alanna Ritchie @somecallmelala]

@ShivnaBill Hi mate, sorry to bother you but I was wondering if there’s somewhere I can buy a digital download of the original Riverdance album? I miss it on spotify as it’s a bit of a comfort album for me. All respect if you requested it off. Hope you’re well

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[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

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#AmericanDrag

[American Dad @AmericanDadTV]

To mark the 350th episode of American Dad, Roger is finally being honored as a drag icon! Help us celebrate drag herstory by raising money for the @TrevorProject. For every quote-tweet this video gets using #AmericanDrag, @TBSNetwork will donate $1 to @TrevorProject (up to $20k).

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[Alanna Ritchie @somecallmelala]

The chairs on Deck E of the USS Orville, look like toilets. So many toilets.

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

No piece of comedy is as funny as your friend accidentally saying a word a little bit wrong