Things I Overheard The Kids At The Community Pool Say Today:
•The water was refreshing and they were refreshed (they repeated this for a while)
•The shower was raining watermelon
•One of them is dating a merman, supposedly
Defo going to the pool more often now. ☀️👀😂
I forgot about mosquitos. Mosquitos actually comprise 95% of my villain origins story, with drastic weather changes and bad TV show endings rounding it out.
Weather changing drastically from one week to the next is an abomination. I was wearing JEANS AND A SWEATER last weekend, and now I’m sweating in shorts. Unreal. 🙅🏼♀️
@violetmatter @deathbycoldopen@noodleyful@GISH Her brother - the only human left in the family - liked to drop by unannounced to "keep her in check". Luckily she had nothing to hide this time.
Except...
"Shit", she thought. "The blood bags."
@noodleyful@GISH#TallTaleTag#GISH
Climate change is upon us. Thankfully, @JoeBiden has rejoined the #ParisClimateAgreement. I hope we’re not too late. 🌎🔥
(Important Road Safety Tip: When you stop on the shoulder of the highway in 110° F heat, make sure to lock your keys inside the car so you don't lose them.)
Four houseless people die per day in LA. Skid Row has been abandoned by our electeds in the midst of this pandemic so when Jesus Christ Superspreader wants to invade Skid Row, we have to #ProtectSkidRow. Where are you @mayorofLA? @kdeleon? @lapublichealth?
You keep saying our choices save lives @mayorofLA, why aren’t you stepping in to save lives on Skid Row? Keep Jesus Christ Superspreader away. #ProtectSkidRow
No one should ever be persecuted for being who they are, but too many trans & gender non-conforming people face that indignity every day.
We will keep fighting for you. #TransDayOfRemembrance