Somedork

Software engineer by day, nerd-of-all-trades by night-- wise ass always.

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Democracy dies at the ballot box.

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@normcharlatan You magnificent bastard!

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@TeaPainUSA Yup, love to see it. They’ve suffered the most from his jackassery.

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@harris_wins @TeaPainUSA Not huge. Tall. This is tall.

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The election demographics are simple. If you’re a dipshit or an asshole you’re voting Trump.

So yeah, almost half the country seems about right.

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Mariners need to fire their damn owners.

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I never rinse the rice. Fight me.

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@mmpadellan @MuellerSheWrote Also finishing his trials. Need to show future Trumps that justice will not be denied.

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@BaddCompani Yup, as expected. Presidential candidates take note. What happened to Trump can happen to you. Get out of your own bubble and away from your yes-men or you’ll embarrass yourself on the national stage.

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@balaneski Blackjack

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Ok Donald. Time to cut a plea deal with Kamala. Your freedom if you endorse her and step aside from politics forever.

She’ll make you go through the trials and sentencing, but in the end, she’ll pardon you. This is your best shot man, take it.

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So dipshit’s platform couldn’t handle a livestream event eh? DDoS attack? Highly doubtful, more like the infrastructure couldn’t handle the legit users trying to watch it.

Could’ve maybe learned the lesson from the Desantis debacle, but nope.

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So after complaining about Kamala enhancing her crowd pictures with AI, is Trump going to release a crowd photo of his next rally with the crowd drawn in with a sharpie?

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@POTUS Cool, cool! While you’re at it, can you revoke Rush Limbaugh’s?

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@GovJVentura @TeaPainUSA

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@mtaibbi Sigh. Cmon man, you’re a journalist that has my respect. You know damn well Biden stepped down not because he was too old and infirm to run.

He stepped down because the narrative had gotten a stranglehold on the news cycle and the only way for the Dems to win was to step aside

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I love how it took a porn star to prove that America can still do the right thing.

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Today I really am an old man yelling at the clouds. #Eclipse #DallasTX

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@Artificer_Ind I’m a Nerd Herder.

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@amandajpanda That looks vaguely like Texas