bob

Cyber Security Engineer, builder of cool stuff (i think), tv lover, former redbull addict.

[bob @somedudebob]

Things my children have said… a long running thread begins here

1) can you put on who’s in the hat, referring to #themaskedsingeruk - Charlotte (5)

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@KendamilUK hey. Why is it so difficult to get kendamil in Northern Ireland?

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Hey @RoyalMailHelp can you explain why I bought a pack of stamps in a post office, posted something and the recipient got a fine for mail fraud? I mean if you can’t detect the authenticity of a product you produce something is wrong here.

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#settlethisarguement Putting a reclining seat into the reclined position is putting the seat up or down?

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@YETICoolers I placed an order on 22/8. It reached the threshold for free next day. It’s still not here, no response from support despite multiple attempts.

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@foofighters @courtneymelba @thecolorchroma No belfast gig? Maybe Dublin is coming with Europe?

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Sky news late to the party? @SkyNews @AppleNews #PartyGate

[Amanda Smith @Smithmitzy]

Visit the RCN at the District Nursing Open Day at Knockbreda Health and Well-being centre @roisinmcsw1 #SafeStaffing #RCN #Belfast

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Imagine @LimelightNI closing the bar at 930 in the middle of a gig.

What. The. Fuck.

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@MartinSLewis just wondering will this change in childcare come into play in Northern Ireland as we don’t currently get the 30hrs in England.

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@ElecIrelandNI 1hr 13 on hold waiting to speak to someone to get “Sorry we’re having system problems and are unable to process your call” maybe you could tell us before we sit on hold? 3rd day trying to get through…. Any chance?

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@BandQ @routeswitchengd

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@belfastairport usually I’ll be on here to moan, however The special assistance service provided this morning was unreal. Enabling my mum to be able to enjoy the airport experience, and helping her with what she needed specifically. Your staff are great! Thanks Lorna!!

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@McDonaldsUK Sent. Sorry for the delay. Had to make her second dinner.

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@McDonaldsUK can you please educate your staff. On 3 separate occasions now I’ve had my food chucked in the bin while taking my 3 year old to the bathroom. Maybe some signs to let people know “gone for a dump”. Oh the best bit. “I’m sorry” no replacement of the half eaten meal.

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@marksandspencer Still waiting for a response.

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@marksandspencer disappointed. Bought the advent calendar on release for wife who was very looking forward to it. Hasn’t arrived. Phoned into customer service to be told I should have got an email and a refund because it’s not out of stock. Yet it wasn’t out of stock at….. /1

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@marksandspencer Sent.

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Really want has arrived, but the one thing she was really excited for.. looks like I’m having to take a refund for it, but can’t return the stuff I only bought to get this as it’s now been opened. From their explanation it came across that… 3/