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I’m just here to see this thing end.
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Joined February 2009
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If you look at a wall of bourbon and choose Jim Beam, we not only can’t be friends, the bartender should let you know that the bottle is just there as a test and you just failed it and now you have to leave and never come back. The whole bar throws trash at you.
@texjosh07 Best I’ve gotten.
@maybef4n I could not believe he went back out for the sixth, let alone the seventh. I get he looked really good but with his history I’d be more protective especially this early in the year.
Good thing this was free.
The fight is about to start. #PSA
@maybef4n Maybe 10 if we’re lucky?
No matter how much money they pour into them, these Netflix boxing productions always have a made for TV sports movie quality to them.
@maybef4n Need the Flintstones fighting over Pebbles and Santa stepping in.
Always remember Seattle cheered when Springer got hit in his knee, and booed when he was able to walk off on his own, and then he destroyed them.
[Receiver slams his head into the ground, goes limp, clearly unconscious]
Joe Buck: He had to turn on the jets and already has a bad hammy.
[Trainers work to wake him up, he staggers across the field, eyes mostly shut]
Joe Buck: This injury could really be anything.
What a huge bummer. Easily my favorite character on this show.
Goddammit Luis. Baseball is terrible and has never been good as far as I remember.
Bonus that it’s scorigami. Perfect night of football.
The most Buffalo thing I can think of here is a missed kick.
@maybef4n If they get a first down it’s over anyway so why not try, though?
I have a 16 year old daughter and her only connection to Busta Rhymes was to scream “BUSTA LIMES” at the screen when he came on, which was a joke from the movie Home that apparently she just realized was a joke.
Narrator: Expectations could not be lower.
Popeyes just fully ripping off the premise of this Better Mayfield ad from those Paintin Manning ones.
I love everybody
One goddammed play away from tables everywhere breathing a sigh of relief
Disrespectfully disagree
Dear CFB Santa,
We’ve been good boys and girls all offseason and all we want is Clemson-LSU in 7OT.
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