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voice actor & writer // wario aficionado // weakest/shortest sibling // cardigan collector

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@PresChoice no

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Explain yourselves @PresChoice #HeyPC

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@FroyoBaggins Sounds like you're considering the James L. Wuntingfarb novels canon. AKA you're not a real fan. The Gortillian Saga is hot garbage.

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90% of Star Wars TV shows is like: go to Th'Tooh and speak to Gonda Beebo. He can tell you about The Sha'Blee.

And Gonda Beebo is like: you must find Paz Weekle on Sih'Bibbu. She knows more about The Sha'Blee than any Sih'Bibbian that fought in the War of Dinndo Bleets.

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@FuryFlawed @showbiz411 @TheAcademy this u?

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Is crypto just Arbonne for guys who like Joe Rogan?

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#SidneyPoiter the director of Ghost Dad has passed away. He is remembered only for Ghost Dad.

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I know that @hudsonsbay is known for their grocery section, but this seems like a lot for shipping.

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@MrSeanCullen The Christmas flowers are in full bloom!

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I wonder what Bryan Singer and Kevin Spacey bonded about while making Superman Returns.

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guys i just learned that birds are free. like if you see a bird you can take it. pets, food, whatever.

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people are paying 2 million dollars for an 800 square foot house with no sinks and GTA realtors are still like "your home SOLD! guaranteed!"

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@BingeWatchThis_ NOT assault women?

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#Facebook's new name will be:

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nobody is talking about how hot #NormMacdonald is

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@JasonMarsden Update: it was Dax's part. 🙃

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1991: Caitlyn

2021: Keightlynne

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*your dad turns on the news*

2 minutes later: this isn't news.

87 minutes later: who watched this nonsense?

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learn teen slang:

LOL: Laugh Out Loud
HYSS: Have You Seen Steven
DSKTC: Does Steven Know the Coordinates
TIOOCTSJ: This is Our Only Chance to Save Josh
AYSWCTS: Are You Sure We Can Trust Steven
POYCS: Put On Your Containment Suits
TPIO: The Portal is Open

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what is your favorite sport