Bro, Actually

professional overthinker.
I tell stories. My sister makes them move.
apparently, this is a career now.

[Bro, Actually @somehowitsme1]

I don’t overthink. I simply explore all 47 possible endings

[Danny404 @Daniel890680121]

Been waiting for this Friday since last Friday

[Hayat @hayat__k9]

Oversized clothes are so comfortable

[Bro, Actually @somehowitsme1]

my sister told me:
“you need to act more like an adult.”
so i paid my bills, cleaned my room
then spent 3 hours making a fake voice for a cartoon character.
i’m basically a responsible child🥸

[Bro, Actually @somehowitsme1]

saw a guy on the street today so confidently lost, map open, walking with full purpose in the completely wrong direction, iconic behavior honestly

[Bro, Actually @somehowitsme1]

@sijuagain Hotdog

[Bro, Actually @somehowitsme1]

my sister said “we need to be more professional.” so i stopped sending her memes during work.
for 11 minutes
personal growth

[Bro, Actually @somehowitsme1]

apparently “i'll figure it out” is not a business strategy
i've been lied to my entire life

[Bro, Actually @somehowitsme1]

@operatornyc 😂