Tamara

Slightly crazy, definitely liberal. If you can't be kind, at least be funny. My mom is proud of me.

[Tamara @someiowagirl]

@Forbes Fix this now

[Tamara @someiowagirl]

@DevinCow @JulieEngbrecht This is the best kind of one-upsmanship ever. Also I am stealing the tennis ball idea.

[Tamara @someiowagirl]

@jeremiahgraves I am going to die so just give me two rats and make it quick.

[Tamara @someiowagirl]

@rkotite @CoreyRForrester I literally stopped in the comments to say this

[Tamara @someiowagirl]

@ItsMeKatyB I just moved to Oregon. I love it here

[Tamara @someiowagirl]

@jackiekashian Meijer is like … the Target of Michigan. Started as just a grocery store.

[Tamara @someiowagirl]

@jackiekashian Meijer, started by Fred Meijer, is not the same as Fred Meyer! But there must be something about the name.

[Tamara @someiowagirl]

@ItsMeKatyB Seconded

[Tamara @someiowagirl]

@RobSandIA Breakfast pizza and my mom are the two things I miss most about Iowa now that I am gone. Not always in that order.

[Tamara @someiowagirl]

@ArynKennedy @alex_falcone So you can have a drink before the flight takes off! And no one takes the overhead.

[Tamara @someiowagirl]

@LeviFetterman @JohnFetterman I would pay for a Levi and Artie Cameo. IJS.

[Tamara @someiowagirl]

@NickKave @kodiak149 @Verizon @TMobile Thanks for the suggestion!

[Tamara @someiowagirl]

@Verizon lost a decade long customer who always pays her bills today by overcharging me $700, offering full credit, providing half, saying they’ll give me the rest, then claiming they have no record of the chat that I have a screenshot of. Off to spend $1000 on a new phone.

[Tamara @someiowagirl]

@VerizonSupport $348 says I never get my money.

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@StephenKing I bet $100 this is already a porn.

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@zdacsz @JohnFetterman @DrOz I feel like @giselefetterman may have had something to do with it

[Tamara @someiowagirl]

@jeremyndavis @RobSandIA But not any pizza is breakfast pizza. And that isn’t breakfast pizza.

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@ItsMeKatyB @dtbbythesea AUNT MELISSA

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@JasonIsbell I would pay to watch this buddy comedy

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@bexb1984 @RobSandIA @2glassandrews Both from Casey’s.