Some Married Guy

Sorry ladies. I'm taken! Life is SERIOUS business. Husband. Writer. Observational fellow. I try to be as wise as a serpent and as harmless as a dove.

[Some Married Guy @somemarriedguy]

I still remember one of the first fights I ever had with my wife. Me: "I love you!" Her: "I love you more!" Me: "NO, I love you more." Her: "No! I love YOU more!" Me: "I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER LOVE ME!" It was brutal. #MarriedLife #Love #MaritalArguments

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@MsJayLee22

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#MarriedLife #DoingTheDishes

Me while washing a pizza pan with crusted on cheese: "I'll go steel wool on your buttcheeks if I have to!"

Wife from the other room: "What did you say?!"

Me: "I said, I'll go steel wool on your buttcheeks if I have to."

Wife:

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@Mrs_JGplus3 Of course. And chocolate is healthy now I hear.

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@Mrs_JGplus3

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@EmAsInMoney I always use an Oxford comma. It's how I was raised!

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@_Llamazing What if I'm doing chores?

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@Mrs_JGplus3 Okay. Anything for you!

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This week I cleaned the bedroom, cleaned the hallway, cleaned my wife's hobby room, did the dishes, and mowed the lawn. When will I receive my husband of the year award? #MarriedLife

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@justky1018 I'm sorry that some people are so sucktacular.

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@Mrs_JGplus3

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@Mrs_JGplus3

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@Mrs_JGplus3

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@FuniBob @VikingJonesy

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@michimama75 @ianpauldukes

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@Mrs_JGplus3 @SamWalworth @Babyfloaties24 I've never read any Harry Potter books. I'm not even remotely interested. *ducks*

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@DavidBakhtiari @KCBoutThatLife Okay, okay. Lemme write this down. Wait, what's a lid? 🤔

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@KCBoutThatLife That's why I like my rice puffed with a little bit of brown sugar and some milk.

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Sometimes I feel nostalgic for the good ol' days when people didn't hate each other so much.

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@justky1018 Umm, mine barely work but I do have hearing aids. 😂

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@LindaInDisguise At least you have high self-esteem.