Somendu Patel

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[Somendu Patel @somendu007]

Indian railways wasting the time of youth and people of india like a pro through their service. Their pathetic service is so frequent. They don’t care about the people.#IRCTC
@RailMinIndia @Ashwinivaishnav
@DRMDELHIDIVN @BJP4India
@PMOIndia @RailwaySeva @myogiadityanath

[Somendu Patel @somendu007]

@RailMinIndia @ashwinivaishnav @DRMDELHIDIVN @BJP4India @PMOIndia @myogiadityanath @AshwiniVaishnaw @drm_dli @RailwaySeva

[Somendu Patel @somendu007]

One of the worst decision of my life was to use indian railway. They provide the worst and pathetic service. They run special train but it is more of specially abled train. The train was supposed to leave from source at 7 am.

[Somendu Patel @somendu007]

@RailMinIndia @ashwinivaishnav @DRMDELHIDIVN @BJP4India @PMOIndia @myogiadityanath @AshwiniVaishnaw @drm_dli @RailwaySeva @RailwaySeva
Train number is - 04021
Pnr- 2331571028
Pnr- 2131571024
The train is here at the source station from last 3 hours.
Pathetic service.

[Pragya Patel @PragyaPate24367]

@IRCTCofficial @PMOIndia @UPGovt @myogiadityanath @AshwiniVaishnaw @AshwiniVaishnaw As passengers what respite do we have? We got an announcement at 3:30 that the train will be at platform 6 of gkp station. For one hour we sat here without AC. After waiting for 8 hours in platform.

[Pragya Patel @PragyaPate24367]

@IRCTCofficial @PMOIndia @UPGovt @myogiadityanath @AshwiniVaishnaw #IndianRailways #TrainDelay #HoliSpecial #IRCTC @RailMinIndia @Ashwinivaishnav
@DRMDELHIDIVN @BJP4India
@PMOIndia New India? Advance India? Zero sense of responsibility and pathetic service. Your special trains are delayed by 8-10 hours.

[Pragya Patel @PragyaPate24367]

@IRCTCofficial @PMOIndia @UPGovt @myogiadityanath @AshwiniVaishnaw #IndianRailways #TrainDelay #HoliSpecial #IRCTC @RailMinIndia @Ashwinivaishnav
@DRMDELHIDIVN @BJP4India
@PMOIndia

PNR : 2131571024. Here’s my detail. Register my complaint about pathetic service. Train delay. What surety and safety do we have in booking trains in india ?

[Pragya Patel @PragyaPate24367]

@IRCTCofficial @PMOIndia @UPGovt @myogiadityanath 04021 NDLS Holi special. The whole system of special trains is pathetically rigged. We have been suffering on the station dor more than 8 hours now. Why can’t you correctly update the status on the app atleast @AshwiniVaishnaw

[Pragya Patel @PragyaPate24367]

@myogiadityanath @IRCTCofficial NDLS Holi Special is more than 8 hours late and hasn’t even begun. With no actual status update on IRCTC app. Have you no regard for people’s time money and patience?

[Pragya Patel @PragyaPate24367]

@RailMinIndia @Ashwinivaishnav
@DRMDELHIDIVN @BJP4India
@PMOIndia
Who will take the responsibility of the bad management. I am a woman travelling alone, I have to reach my destination before 8 AM ? This train hasn’t left the station

#IndianRailways #TrainDelay #HoliSpecial

[Somendu Patel @somendu007]

@PragyaPate24367 @IRCTCofficial @PMOIndia @UPGovt @myogiadityanath @AshwiniVaishnaw @RailMinIndia @ashwinivaishnav @DRMDELHIDIVN @BJP4India The whole railway system is rigged and cannot be trusted. I won’t be using this services.

[Somendu Patel @somendu007]

@PragyaPate24367 @IRCTCofficial @PMOIndia @UPGovt @myogiadityanath @AshwiniVaishnaw @RailMinIndia @ashwinivaishnav @DRMDELHIDIVN @BJP4India @RailMinIndia @Ashwinivaishnav
@DRMDELHIDIVN @BJP4India
@PMOIndia
My train is late by 10 hours and it has still not started from the source station. Pathetic service. They are making a 12 hour journey into a 36 hour journey. How can someone f*ck up so bad.