Alek

loser

[Alek @someone01205834]

@BioticNova im guessing the Foreskin Duo are #4?

[Alek @someone01205834]

Just ate a gas station burrito and could feel my vitality going down

[Alek @someone01205834]

why is oil so valuable it doesen't even taste that good

[Alek @someone01205834]

removing carbon would benefit humanity because everyone would be reduced to a based life form

[Alek @someone01205834]

sometimes i think about speedrun moderators that might have to go through a whole 4 hour 35 minute crash bandicoot speedrun to make sure its not cheated

[Alek @someone01205834]

finaly decided to run down to walmart for the covid booster, arrogantly thinking (for the third time) that i wont look like a weirdo who ran to walmart for a vaccine

[Alek @someone01205834]

my child wont download a 2 terrabite zip bomb send tweet

[Alek @someone01205834]

imagine dying on mt everest and you get used as a sign for 60 years

[Alek @someone01205834]

Metal Gear Rising was such a banger of a game, not only did it feel great to play, but a character could have the worst/most based political ideology on earth (depending on where you stand on killing orphans) and an ost that slaps so much you instantly agree with them

[Alek @someone01205834]

now that dislikes are gone people have to ruturn to ancient ways

[Alek @someone01205834]

i am about to kill someone

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[Alek @someone01205834]

"im so glad i havent killed myself yet because that would mean (person i dont like) would outlive me" is another bit of great motivation

[Alek @someone01205834]

imagine going to a hospital for a surgery and they give you the doctor that got all his med training over zoom

[Alek @someone01205834]

is youtube really about to become video facebook, that dosent have dislikes and that place might be worse than twitter

[Alek @someone01205834]

if i try and get a job and they go over my social medias i am not getting it

[Alek @someone01205834]

how many human beings in history have fallen for the blue fire is cold trick

[Alek @someone01205834]

dude, i just heard some girl on the bus talk about how ramen is best when you boil it in Fiji water, and the mf next to her agreed

[Alek @someone01205834]

pretty sure i would have been way too funcional of a human being if i didnt have these mental ilnesses

[Alek @someone01205834]

oh god oh fuck the cyberpolice heard that

[Alek @someone01205834]

"you wouldn't screenshot and NFT" ha, what are you gonna do, send the cyberpolice after me