Gordon Lightfoot

Ranked the 63rd smartest person ever. Wannabe southpaw. Humble. Freelance poet. Modern sensation. ‘04 avant alumni. Fringe Politician. Tweeter to Walls.

[Gordon Lightfoot @someotha_]

Trannies ruined fake tiddies for me and I take that personally

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Fuck I’d play for Paul Maurice

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Gonna tally how many times I call myself gay and retarded in a day

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The EBUG concept is baffling. Push comes to shove you’ve got a 46 year old accountant that may or may not have played beyond the 8th grade.

[Gordon Lightfoot @someotha_]

I keep it quiet nowadays. Almost invisible. But when I have to yawn or dip into a low chair, I’m making sounds that you’ve never heard before. Loud, too.

[Gordon Lightfoot @someotha_]

Never in my life have I whiffed on so many sneezes this allergy season. Whatever have I done to deserve such torture? Am I not protected under the 8th Amendment?

[Gordon Lightfoot @someotha_]

We’re having a Sadam Summer™ this year fellas. Purge your circle of friends and family, find a bunker, and plot a war against Iran.

[Gordon Lightfoot @someotha_]

Is it PC to still pee in the shower? Was it ever?

[Gordon Lightfoot @someotha_]

@FoxNews Is that MC Ride?

[Gordon Lightfoot @someotha_]

Dropping voicemail jingles for myself like a discount John Tesh.

[Gordon Lightfoot @someotha_]

I just got letterboxd - finally get to show off my film knowledge

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@RussoHockey Nice. Is it a queef if my fart sounds feminine?

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Yes

[Billy McJiblets @B_McJiblets69]

@someotha_ autism?

[Gordon Lightfoot @someotha_]

Huge for the sport

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I think the mages in Winterhold may need a hand tonight. Time to wake ye olde Dovahkiin up from his slumber.

[Gordon Lightfoot @someotha_]

Being homeless is essentially a job where you have no hourly wage but make tips from being good at sitting and making a cool sign. Doesn’t sound like a bad gig to me.

[Paul Allen @PAOnTheMic]

Prayer very important to this group, & it has been an honor this season pregame praying on the sideline w/ CJ Ham, Jordan Hicks, Harrison Phillips, Kirk Cousins & Adam Thielen. We pray all the time, no matter the setting, giving God glory for the grace/gifts He provides. #Vikes

[Gordon Lightfoot @someotha_]

@khal_brovo @fasc1nate Trinket is a good word. Thank you.

[Gordon Lightfoot @someotha_]

Entering the New Year feeling like Pierre Marc-Bouchard’s brain