Mmmmars

Aspiring accountant.
Consuming raw seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of making out with me.

[Mmmmars @someotterthing]

@kuso_gaijin Are you bending backward or forward?

[Mmmmars @someotterthing]

4th time this year.

Much appreciated.

[Freelance Human @BennyPiercePHL]

Dick so good, the period comes too...

[Mmmmars @someotterthing]

@JimKellerTweets JIM WE NEED YOUR HELP

[Mmmmars @someotterthing]

Decriminalize sex work.
Decriminalize weed.
Eat the rich.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

The bill on same-sex marriage would not codify same-sex marriage, and it's unsurprising that reporters are just kinda tweeting out that word--"codifying"--and clumsily misleading people.

That said, this bill needs to be passed. It's the best we're going to do right now.

[BTK Jr. @YOMTV]

Mater Suspiriorum, Mater Tenebrarum, Mater Lachrymarum

[David R. MacIver @DRMacIver]

The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network and wondering why you're tired all the time.

[Mary von Aue @von_owie]

Seeing a lot of Taylor Swift takes like “if she’s bi why won’t she just say it? It’s 2022.” Homophobia still exists in 2022. If people feel safer in the closet don’t shun them for wanting to protect themselves. They don’t owe you sensitive information. They don’t owe you shit.

[Mmmmars @someotterthing]

I ate rice and now I'm tired

[Mmmmars @someotterthing]

@onlyannamaria @loucaltabiano Man Steals Milk, c 2003
https://t.co/9NW30lZLfS

[Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum]

Naughty!

[Mmmmars @someotterthing]

Ah, the "Women Supporting Women" photo challenge, revisited... with a French twist.

The dramatic little snippet really emphasizes doing the absolute least.

[Rana Rahimpour @ranarahimpour]

French female artists including @JulietteBinoche cutting their hair in solidarity with #IranProtests #MahsaAmini

[Mmmmars @someotterthing]

@ChrisIsHCFest https://t.co/60BLlW4w9U

[Mmmmars @someotterthing]

Does anyone use twitter still

[Mmmmars @someotterthing]

Nothing stokes the dystopian dread these days like a quick grocery run on a weeknight. Jfc.

[Mmmmars @someotterthing]

Did something actually happen, or does Twitter just have me marked

[Mmmmars @someotterthing]

@fruitskeletons I have an ok anecdotal story about being hit on for my teeth. It was odd, but memorable.

[Mmmmars @someotterthing]

I have never seen a more lovely, chill, celebratory place on the internet than Aldous Harding's YouTube comments section.

Banking this for later when I need a dose of encouragement.

https://t.co/qkPwC7p3E2