Some Piece Of Work

acerbic and bitter but hopelessly optimistic

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@everywhereist I never recommend reading comments but especially don't listen to "Jayson" with the superfluous Y. He's the turd.

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When the dictionary throws shade at you https://t.co/n7OCU7bf5X

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

📈'Feminism' is defined as "the belief that men and women should have equal rights and opportunities." https://t.co/Zjf7CAPUjL

[Some Piece Of Work @somepieceofwork]

Just when I thought I couldn't love Kate McKinnon any more ... https://t.co/9aQ281HQQS

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Please welcome Attorney General Jeff Sessions. #SNL

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Couldn't make this any more clear. #SNL

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Cutting back on the gum to just one piece this week. #SNL

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Since twitter is how we communicate important information, thank you @melissamccarthy for being a bright spot in 2017 #SeanSpicer

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1) yes @realDonaldTrump bc thats how America works, and 2) yes, it is now that you're POTUS #muslimban https://t.co/fccsg1uPbw

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE!

[Vox @voxdotcom]

The 9th Circuit just reminded Trump how the American legal system actually works https://t.co/H7MrM4l4zK

[Some Piece Of Work @somepieceofwork]

Well, I guess we finally agree on something ... @realDonaldTrump don't bother leaving a forwarding address https://t.co/aPDeYOrAqs

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We must keep "evil" out of our country!

[Some Piece Of Work @somepieceofwork]

"The future should be ours...But that potential will only be realized ... if our politics better reflects the decency of our people."

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I'm still not ready

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I couldn't bring myself to watch it when it aired because I wasn't ready to say goodbye

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President Obama’s Farewell Speech https://t.co/hQxGUj9LfX via @nytvideo #ICYMI

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Because I'm quickly becoming fat, drunk, and poor #RESISTANCE

[Some Piece Of Work @somepieceofwork]

Seeking alternative coping mechanisms besides eating my feelings, drinking heavily, donating non essential income to worthy organizations

[Women's March @womensmarch]

Our march forward does not end here. Join us in launching a new campaign: 10 Actions for the first 100 Days https://t.co/kdxDJyAU8i

[Meet the Press @MeetThePress]

"Alternative facts are not facts. They are falsehoods," Chuck Todd tells Pres. Trump's counselor Kellyanne Conway this morning. WATCH:

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There is no such thing as an "alternative fact" @realDonaldTrump @KellyannePolls #wtf #alternativefacts

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@everywhereist Count me in

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Just got to NYC and it's eerily quiet. Times Square is practically empty. Only got harassed by one guy dressed like a smurf. #WMNYC