JP Somers

just a freedom laving CAF member who’s entrenched in the subtle art of chocking and bending AKA jiu jitsu.

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@ReedWireReports Everyone speaking English lol

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@soran0312_ 10

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@TheNotoriousMMA Conor. The devil is not starting at you buddy. That’s the lord Jesus Christ making an actual man out of you. The devil is present when things are going well and good from a surface level. Money. Fame. Hedonism. When we fall in life is when the lord is close. See the diff.

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@SportsCenter For a quick second. Then grinded his teeth like a coke head and left

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@WeAreCanProud So my buddies are deployed overseas. I’m in the CAF as well. Haven’t seen this or heard of it other than Ottawa citizcin

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@BrianPrescott48 I took this before going on HCG. It almost made my heart explode. HCG is the new gold standard.

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@knows_jill No I didn’t

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@LeadingReport Duh. I mean talk about being late to the party. These tech guys truly are DORKS. Thanks for the platforms but take some note fellas. Geeze

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@MAGANationX Impersonating horses

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@Breaking911 No culture issue to see here

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@toyperry @elonmusk Are you discriminating against someone who possibly would be considered disabled? #allrettardsmatter

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@Sergey_Lapa @DanBilzerian Good question to ask Israel

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@cosmepolitics Wait. Wait. Are you saying Eastern European Jewish people are deserving of the same rights as MS13 criminals? What are you actually saying about Jewish people here? I’ll wait right here

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@twatterbaas It’s trying to communicate?

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@GovEvers How is it illegal to fire someone for poor performance

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@JasmineForUS Say you don’t under science without saying you don’t understand science.

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@Isuckatpicking @joerogan Yes we are

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@CharlieKNews From the Vatican. A country within a country. With its own police and corrupt government that launders money and protects pedos. Meanwhile sitting on the library of Alexandria and withholding all that info from the people. Shut up dude

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@mmpadellan Agree 💯

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@harryjsisson Is this account satire?