🇺🇲Somertime⚽

She/her. Tex-Pat. Married a 💂‍♂️Mom of a 🦄 News addict. Pragmatic progressive. ADHD 🧠 Footy fan. #Crew96

[🇺🇲Somertime⚽ @somertimeoh]

She was right, it's perfect ❤️‍🔥 Can't wait to dance with Shanny in the morning. #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

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Father Figure....y'all!!! #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

[🇺🇲Somertime⚽ @somertimeoh]

@PaxAttack300 I have to get super serious about getting Shannon out of this state. Stop being scared about higher cost of living and recognize that actually having support for her will mean so much more.

[🇺🇲Somertime⚽ @somertimeoh]

So grateful tomorrow is @AldiUSA Advent Calendar Day - something to look forward to after these hellish election nights. This state sucks.

[🇺🇲Somertime⚽ @somertimeoh]

When you know you're about 2 generations too old to be fit shopping online for Chappell Roan, but just because I'm old doesn't mean my ears don't work! It does mean that 100 degrees in Austin doesn't leave me many options 🥵 #mykinkisnotdyingofheatstroke

[🇺🇲Somertime⚽ @somertimeoh]

Was I not the only one peeved with last week's puzzles? Thanks for the layup NYT!
Connections
Puzzle #307
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[🇺🇲Somertime⚽ @somertimeoh]

I feel like "it's in the queue" is the 2024 equivalent of "it's in the mail." What is this mysterious queue where all the shit I need is being processed and why is it always 2 hours to go?

[🇺🇲Somertime⚽ @somertimeoh]

@stevesirk Did not have blubbering due to Tweet on my bingo card tonight, but here I am 😭 So happy you got that opportunity for another core memory with your dad. Sending y'all healing vibes and best wishes 🤗

[🇺🇲Somertime⚽ @somertimeoh]

If you haven't googled #crew96 on a desktop yet, go get your Monday AM dopamine hit. You're welcome 🤣

[🇺🇲Somertime⚽ @somertimeoh]

Don Garber is, and always will be, a giant piece of 💩 All #crew96 success is in spite of him. Always. 🖕🏼

[🇺🇲Somertime⚽ @somertimeoh]

We've lived in our house for 8 summers and today is the first time I've gone to the pool by myself. It's glorious, y'all! Even as much as I've worked hard this summer to give Shannon more autonomy, I'm still "on." This feels like the good old days in Harrison West 😎 #selfcareFTW

[🇺🇲Somertime⚽ @somertimeoh]

@interrobang5000 Can you send me a text or DM, pls!?! I was thinking about you this week, went to send you a pic of a shirt I came across in my closet and couldn't 😥

[🇺🇲Somertime⚽ @somertimeoh]

Feeling defeated today as the realization that no matter how hard I tried to end it, the cycle of chaotic shouting parenting continued. This child has broken me and I've failed to model a different way to handle it. How will SHE parent any different one day?😥 #generationaltrauma

[🇺🇲Somertime⚽ @somertimeoh]

Shannon's current fav song - Carry On My Wayward Son. Cracks me up, y'all, she rocks out hard 👩‍🎤🤘But seriously, is my dad is messing with our SIM from the grave or what? 🤣 If not, I'm real curious to see what else Amazon slips in her Harry Styles station mix! #OurOverlords

[🇺🇲Somertime⚽ @somertimeoh]

Best Valentines Day gift ever - laughing hysterically listening to Shannon belt "Wrecking Ball" from the shower tonight. "You wre-e-eck meeeee" Tears, y'all, teeeears!

[Patrick “Soul Deep” Cowherd @TheCheeragent]

I will NEVER understand how an organization can send out a letter of how they will keep bad actors away from competitions (even while being investigated) but yet send them Christmas presents and allow them to come to a MAJORS competition. Just doesn’t seem right! #whoOWNSwho🧐

[🇺🇲Somertime⚽ @somertimeoh]

@jtknoxroxs @MariahCarey My heart is beaming after watching this 🥰 Can't wait to show my daughter in the morning who gets her #AutisticJoy from music and singing too!

[🇺🇲Somertime⚽ @somertimeoh]

So proud of myself for remembering to cancel the free trial I was using to watch the World Cup! The analysts and commentators on FOX are so cringe I'm not even going to bother looking for another trial, I'll just watch the Spanish feed on @peacock🤷‍♀️

[🇺🇲Somertime⚽ @somertimeoh]

I don't mind chippy soccer, but if you're going to play that way GET OFF THE GROUND! #USAvWAL