John D, #Zynfluencer

good burner

[John D, #Zynfluencer @somethingb_d]

Man tonight would have been a great night to sit down with my 5 best friends at a table in a small bar and drink 100 light beers

[John D, #Zynfluencer @somethingb_d]

@ClintFiore Jeez. Only 2-2.5x?

[John D, #Zynfluencer @somethingb_d]

@TrillaGz @ReginaReSpektor @Molson_Hart If you’re averaging 4-5 reviews a year that is on you, 100%. Trivially easy to prompt customers after service is completed either personally or automated.

[John D, #Zynfluencer @somethingb_d]

@Jacob_Naviaux Unfortunately you are at fault and must pay in this situation. Or do what you’re already doing and just dare him to sue.

[molson 🧠⚙️ @Molson_Hart]

My current lifemaxxing stack:

- 2-3x a week padel
- deleting as much from my life as I can
- slowly gaslighting my wife into 4th kid
- answering my 4 yo’s questions with 1sr principles
- being increasingly unafraid of being weird
- trying to be as racist as possible
- never eat same yogurt brand on consecutive days, always mix it up
- striving to do nothing I don’t want to

[John A. Monaco @johnamonaco]

Growing up in Connecticut, I always assumed the majority of Americans had Italian-Irish ancestry.

Pizza places on every block, Irish pubs, kids in your graduating class named Ryan Mancino/Maria Murphy, everyone is Catholic.

Once I left New England, I realized how unique it was.

[John D, #Zynfluencer @somethingb_d]

@dick_wood Durham is a dump, good luck. Move to Raleigh as fast as you can

[John D, #Zynfluencer @somethingb_d]

@EllliotttB The first time I’ve seen garner mentioned on twitter

[John D, #Zynfluencer @somethingb_d]

@conorsen Golf, video games, anything professional or college sport related, boating, fishing, hunting, pickleball, etc…

[Gabriel @gbrl_dick]

@mattyglesias ceo of denny’s says all meals will be pancakes within 18 months

[John D, #Zynfluencer @somethingb_d]

@dylthorn OooOooOoo sooooo scary to hire and take care of your own

[Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos]

“What do you know about Koreans, 007?”

“Not much sir,” replied Bond. “Just that they mix a negro’s impulsiveness with the cunning of the Jew.”

M managed to get his pipe lit and took a long draw. “Quite,” he remarked. “A sort of yellow Irish.”

[John D, #Zynfluencer @somethingb_d]

Living in a tier 3 city is definitely not ideal, but there are benefits.

[John D, #Zynfluencer @somethingb_d]

@gbrl_dick Finishing potty training now at 21 months and honestly I feel like we could have started a few months earlier.

I don’t understand why people wait until 3, especially if you have more kids on the way.

[John D, #Zynfluencer @somethingb_d]

@INTERIORPORN1 AI

[Bovril-Gesellschaft @BovrilG]

NIXON: Bob, come in, come in. Henry, sit down. Now look, I want to talk about something, uh, something delicate.

HALDEMAN: Mr. President?

NIXON: Pat went in last week. You know, the, the routine thing. The doctors did a whole panel. The bacterial situation down there, the, uh, the flora, whatever the hell they call it. And Bob, the results came back…they came back perfect. Perfect, goddammit.

HALDEMAN: Perfect, sir?

NIXON: Top of the chart. The doctor told her, he said, Mrs. Nixon, in twenty-two years of practice, twenty-two years … he’s never seen numbers like it. The whole, the whole ecosystem down there, it’s pristine. Pristine, Bob.

KISSINGER: Mr. President, this is, ah, this is a remarkable finding, but I must counsel-

NIXON: Henry, hold on. Hold on a minute. I’m thinking, Bob, I’m thinking about the political dimension here. The Democrats, they’ve got nothing. They’ve got McGovern, who looks like a [EXPLETIVE] undertaker, and his wife, well, you’ve seen her. You’ve seen her. Now Pat, Pat has this, uh, this objective scientific finding. A finding, Bob. From a doctor.

[11 SECONDS OF SILENCE]

HALDEMAN: It is unusual, sir.

NIXON: It’s unprecedented.

[John D, #Zynfluencer @somethingb_d]

I hate Twitter because it is an endless loop of “it’s over”

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

The purpose of a system is what it does.

[merp @0xMerp]

Used to be able to banter with retail works quite easily now it just seems like they all hate their job and their life and you

[user @user84829272]

There’s a big disconnect between parents and non parents about what it’s actually like to have a child because the hardships are describable but the joy is not.