zee (they/them)

struggling. comedian. 🏳️‍⚧️ views are my own.

[zee (they/them) @somethingbrief]

I made the shortlist! I don’t usually shout about things but this one is really special and I’m so excited to get to meet the other four shortlistees at the festival ✨

[TECHY 🌈⭐️ @Techycutie]

I had a vision that needed to come true with satbk Lancelot

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I have transgendered
the aliens
that were in
the prison

and which
also were probably
executing
the babies

forgive me
I have the best rallies
so large
and so not bored

[Strewth! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @StrewthQueen]

Ahh yes the 70s, 80s & 90s, a famously gender-conforming era 🙏

[fagneto @SPIRALSCREAMER]

do we fw this

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

Yeah, you called me a slur and slammed me into my locker

[thank you, kimari ☁️ @onthattightrope]

imagine explaining this to abraham lincoln

[zee (they/them) @somethingbrief]

I’m here, I’m queer, I have a juicy rear #pridemonth

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

My special is the very first in a new series that https://t.co/ZlhaGMSa38 doing called Dropout Presents. There will be so much more live comedy coming to the platform!! Follow them here to stay up to date!! @dropoutpresents

[zee (they/them) @somethingbrief]

#doctorwho spoiler:
Seen some people loving on ricky, but tbh he had “um read some history” and was part of the same group, it’s quite possible he would have refused alongside the rest of them and often people succumb to groupthink that isn’t representative of their reality

[Brad ❤️💛💙 @DoccyWhovian]

Why are people saying that the ending came out of nowhere? The whole episode built to that point, I think if you didn’t see that coming then the “bubble” is a pretty accurate social commentary. #DoctorWho

[Ashley Spencer @AshleySpencer]

A well-balanced diet.

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

"you let your cat sleep in your bed!?" brother i would let my cat shoot a gun if he wanted to

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Happy 3 year anniversary to the time that I was standing in front of the castle in Magic Kingdom and I got the call from my gyno that I had chlamydia and had to go pick up my meds from the DISNEY PHARMACY and my mom called it the “clappiest place on earth”

[taha @KhanStopMe]

you can literally have any hobby in the world

life comes from you, not at you !

[zee (they/them) @somethingbrief]

I literally can’t he’s too scary

[Joel @PoorlyAgedWho]

Every bit of evidence that suggests The One Who Waits is actually The Trickster, and how that ties into the mystery of Ruby Sunday

(A thread 🧵)

[katie @katefeetie]

put a fried egg on my croque monsieur to make it a croque madame and now jk rowling is outside my house yelling

[zee (they/them) @somethingbrief]

It's time for some down-home cookin'! 🧺 I just entered to win an Stardew Valley Cookbook prize pack from The Yetee! You can enter here: https://t.co/Lh0dQs9jj8 via @theyetee