Stephanie McGrath

A lover of pets, a writer, an experience-seeker, a fan of jokes. Will dissect reality shows with you all day. (she/her)

[Stephanie McGrath @somethingwitty]

I think the thing that strikes the most fear in my heart are the words “and here’s why” followed by: 🧵

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I hear you on the radio @Vanessa_Jubis YOU ARE FAMOUS

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@Vanessa_Jubis Accurate

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A portrait of a lot of confused and befuddled @AirCanada and security people

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Spent my Saturday and Sunday morning this weekend reading @dollyalderton ‘s Everything I Know About love and it was absolutely delightful. That’s all I have to say about that.

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@a__money @fathergerry4u @adweak 😐

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@Scaachi https://t.co/d2xAUwzhOn is one that might work. I can give you the scoop

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

This guy wins at Linkedin

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@Vanessa_Jubis This is wild

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@a__money I’m telling you the old fashioned chicken salad from Bird’s Nest needs to be on this list

[Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online]

AITA for not wanting to attend a Game of Thrones themed wedding? https://t.co/jLjDHTGUWt

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@a__money How much do you care about those opinions, @a__money ?

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@Vanessa_Jubis @WestJet Start looking into apartments I’ll meet you there

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.

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@fathergerry4u Please don’t mansplain fried clams

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If you like fried clams here’s the truth: Nova Scotia fried clams are the garbage water of maritime fried clams when compared to New Brunswick’s which are the Evian of fried clams and if you disagree I feel bad for you son, NB has 99 problems but the clams aren’t one.

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@AutisticTomato Nova Scotia goes with a dense, tight batter. As though a clam were a cod. New Brunswick romances the clam with a light, airy batter.

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@AutisticTomato I appreciate your opinion and you’re right. If a New Brunswicker is frying it’s better.

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NB fried clams > Montreal bagels > making fun of Halifax Twitter

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@jhavers 😐

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Today’s win: my library hold is now available. 📚