@[email protected]

Slightly overextended in community volunteering, parenting, and gaming. Can be found with same name on most other social platforms.

[@[email protected] @sometimesdee]

I'm AFAB. That makes me a cisgender woman. Come at me, Musk. cis cis cis.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Unsuspend accounts who doxxed my exact location in real-time

[@[email protected] @sometimesdee]

@Bumblevetr Not myself, but I named my scooter after him. Went to disconnect the battery last week and kept thinking about how I was taking away his mojo. Ridiculous; he isn't Sylvain.

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Leave Twitter just because it’s losing its entire infrastructure and is terribly understaffed?

Babe, I’m an ER Doctor in the U.S. Healthcare System

[@[email protected] @sometimesdee]

@kairyssdal What’s your mastodon account? I’d like to follow you there *once I figure out how it works

[@[email protected] @sometimesdee]

@lumpythought I went to https://t.co/zVLM3tXL3u

[Jesus Christ @jesus]

It is finished.

[@[email protected] @sometimesdee]

@yutingxiang I like it, but I’d wait for it to go on sale.

[@[email protected] @sometimesdee]

Nabbed myself a tsundere mercenary boi #Harvestella

[@[email protected] @sometimesdee]

@ciatokins 353 people also have excellent taste.

[Jesus Christ @jesus]

It appears I have more than 12 followers

[Jesus Christ @jesus]

Sunday Funday. Got any plans? Don’t say church.

[Rafael Shimunov 🍉 🕎 @rafaelshimunov]

Did Twitter Blue tweet just cost Eli Lilly $LLY billions?

Yes.

[Tactical Grid @tacticalgrid]

@elonmusk Elon Musk : “China will never replicate our technology”

Meanwhile China :
https://t.co/BMJQ9oAReo

[Scottish Parliament @ScotParl]

.@jameshuttoninst predict that gene-editing technology could result in potatoes with more vitamin C than lemons being grown.

@realstephenkerr's Members' Business debate will focus on gene-modification and gene-editing this afternoon. Watch here: https://t.co/FA6JAJbAwT

[Amy Schneider @Jeopardamy]

We’d been planning on using the $1.3 million from Jeopardy to buy a house, but now I’m thinking maybe I’ll just hold on to it for a year or two and then use it to buy Twitter

[@[email protected] @sometimesdee]

Please can we play with the delinquent priest? #Harvestella

[massive sev ☻♥ @siinamin]

do u realise you have to self diagnose before getting a professional diagnosis. do u think a professional just spawns in front of you and assigns you with autism without your prior knowledge

[@[email protected] @sometimesdee]

New headcanon: @Lizzo’s “new” man on the Minnesota Vikings is actually a red herring - it was @chriswarcraft all along. Apologies to Mrs. Kluwe.