Diana. 🚫🔫

''Might be a witch''
Retweets mean I read your tweet. Probably.

[Diana. 🚫🔫 @sometimewriter]

The time to talk about how to stop mass shootings is every second, UNTIL THEY STOP HAPPENING.

[shibal roan @theycallmevitch]

So this is going to be the last cat update since I’m no longer in contact with Jason and he‘s the one who owns them. But we caught up last night and he sent me some really cute photos! Jesus has gotten even bigger than Mary and apparently they’re both doing really well.

[shibal roan @theycallmevitch]

Update: Mary made it everyone! She’s currently resting in the little recovery corner we made for her. We’re going to give her some space like our vet suggested, so we’ll take photos of her later. And the kitty is doing so well! He’s super energetic and loves to be pet!

[shibal roan @theycallmevitch]

Update: We safely and successfully caught Mary and her baby. Tomorrow is their big day at the vet and their exams are expected to be done in just a few hours. While they’re there, Jason and I will be making our home as comfortable as possible for their arrival!

[shibal roan @theycallmevitch]

Hey guys! Just an update for everyone who’s so kindly concerned about Mary and her baby: Jason and I are in the process of contacting different animal clinics so we can spay Mary, get all of their medical exams done, and eventually adopt them into our family!

[shibal roan @theycallmevitch]

My boyfriend and I have been feeding this stray cat for the past year. We named her Mary. He films her waiting at his door for food every morning, but lately she hasn’t been showing up. Look what happened when she came back!!!!!

[Justin @judith_ism]

While you’re at it, LOOK at baby Raja just LOOK at him!!!!!!

[Justin @judith_ism]

This is Raja with his brother Manila and they BOTH deserve to be stars

[Justin @judith_ism]

Now........that’s fashion

[Lisa Shmeesa 🦎🦎🦎 @LisaRieffel]

My kid wrote a song called,
“I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps.

[17 years of song a day @songadaymann]

🎵 I remixed it 🎵

My 6 year old and I watched the original like 50 times in a row.

[I'M A STAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! @sourpatchpisces]

@pienar They should design a pokemon based off of this, 😱😍😍

[pinar @pienar]

ok am i hormonal or is this the best thing to come out of facebook

[Diana. 🚫🔫 @sometimewriter]

This is how every dog should be greated, always.

[📟🌐 TRÉ VAYNE, INC. 🌐📟 @trevaynebitch]

This aggressively country child DEMANDING to pet this dog is sending me

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

Thinking about the time I saw The National in concert. The singer asked "how's everyone doing tonight?" and the guy next to me shouted "I'm getting a divorce"

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Hamlet when he accidentally murders Polonius