Sal

pretty sure the only common theme here is homosexuality
19 - mostly spam/shit posting but I do post nudes sometimes (sorry)

[Sal @somewhatawful]

I also wish I could come up with a way to work jerking it into my schedule tomorrow morning before my advising appointment, more on this later. Ok goodnight I’m actually fucking exhausted.

[Sal @somewhatawful]

I wish she could see herself how I see her more than anything

[Sal @somewhatawful]

Not spam posting tonight I’m going to bed bec I’m nor/mal (I’m tired and getting a migraine)

[Sal @somewhatawful]

I have a girlfriend for the first time since 2019

[Sal @somewhatawful]

Weird guy in Taco Bell cornered us and asked if we were girlfriends and I said NO!! And it was the only thing I said all conversation so I hope she doesn’t think that I’m appalled by that idea because I would actually love to call her my girlfriend just not to creepy guys

[Sal @somewhatawful]

@NightlyxNyx Thank you my favorite moot

[Sal @somewhatawful]

I’ve been telling ppl I have a girlfriend when they flirt with me because she’s basically my girlfriend just without the label which could literally be a two second conversation so I don’t really care if that’s wrong morally

[Sal @somewhatawful]

Ok I actually feel sick so I’m gonna go home and lay in my bed and hope things aren’t weird

[Sal @somewhatawful]

HEY ME. Don’t perceive yourself. BAD. HEY. NO GAY.

[Sal @somewhatawful]

Computer delete those last two tweets and later like… more of them please

[Sal @somewhatawful]

I’m so anxious today gahahahahahahaha

[Sal @somewhatawful]

Sometimes I don’t even want to hit the cart I just want to put it in my mouth and hold it and chew on it

[Sal @somewhatawful]

I’m so unserious that song that’s like “Weiner dog, Weiner dog, how did you get so long?” Has been stuck in my head all day today and yesterday

[Sal @somewhatawful]

I’m not going to force myself to be that though… I’ve been trying to like be more open but I think I was so so so not open at all that this still isn’t enough

[Sal @somewhatawful]

I feel like I’m really not proving myself to be a good potential romantic partner like I’m always going to flee I have a fight or flight mentality but like I want her…

[Sal @somewhatawful]

But I do often feel like she deserves someone more comforting and chalant

[Sal @somewhatawful]

This bench lowkey a god tier potato chip eating spot but I need to find a cart hitting spot asap

[Sal @somewhatawful]

Ok sorry guys I went private for two hours because I didn’t want to be perceived

[Sal @somewhatawful]

Damn these bugs are more chill than me do you think they want a potato chip….?

[Sal @somewhatawful]

Currently in the business college bathroom trying not to projectile vomit all over the place but I’m being so brave about it