James Philpott

Aspiring writer. Easily distracted. Often forgets to do the actual writing bit.

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I don't know quite why I've hung onto this Disney Autograph book. I picked it up twenty years… https://t.co/ZDWakmy2Am

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This absolute simpleton just shot through my open window at the speed of sound, bounced off my… https://t.co/pwDOhQqocj

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Heck yeah. https://t.co/sp6ipzhXW4

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Spent a good ten minutes in Tesco feeling up the blind bags to find the one I wanted. I'm 98%… https://t.co/EZGWL7JUE4

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WHAT? https://t.co/XFUTGZvxsr

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I don't have any plant pots so I improvised with a mug. https://t.co/M5p0xZeG76

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This little fella keeps coming back every morning to tap on Megan's window. I want to let him… https://t.co/7mBLNpHfhJ

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I appreciate the pun and the commitment to theme, but was the disembodied cow head really… https://t.co/akzZwMgzPH

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Waiting for Megan. Found a seat. This is my view. https://t.co/WK14lzUMEW

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I didn't have change so I left our waitress a winning scratch card as a tip. https://t.co/7jtA3gYj5j

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The mist tonight gives the streetlights an ethereal quality. https://t.co/SAre22j2IK

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Saturday project: A hand-stitched leather pen quiver for my notebook. https://t.co/D6KlzsFsYO

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That's better. https://t.co/4ki4QqSmbs

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I got sick of having no desk at which to write, so I engineered myself one that attaches to my… https://t.co/Ni8xJAVtJ8

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It's Friday night, so it's time for a glass of mead to drink while I read. Or time for a good… https://t.co/dh2EjwnlMc

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@maureenjohnson Oh, hi! Could you do me a favour while you're in there and catch whatever gremlin keeps messing with my files?

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Picked up a cardboard virtual reality viewer for a quid. Wasn't expecting much, but it does do… https://t.co/i1uXgaMT5M

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The problem? Dairylea Dunkers are tasty but always leave me wanting more. The solution?… https://t.co/z3kRpmcF8M

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Archery lesson. I got best shot of the day. I also got the worst, but we'll focus on this one. @… https://t.co/JRYR3npMWQ

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Steve Bannon looks like someone's alcoholic dad who's barely managed to get his shit together long enough to attend a parent/teacher evening