a few things that would either excite or kill astarion on the spot:
- one puff of a vape
- a zoo
- a walmart supercenter
- lightbulbs
- mango snapple
- a white claw
- five nights at freddy’s
- a rollercoaster
- an electric guitar
- chipotle
- a mall
- pornhub
Reposting this properly cropped, I posted the last one so hastily and didn’t know it would gain traction so here!!! Better quality of Astarion ascending, being shot behind chains 🥲
i think about durge trapped in the pod a lot. the first to be tadpoled, abandoned, disgraced, at the mercy of their own karma. [also durgetash if you squint] [bg3]
possible hot take. i dont see the issue with recording concerts? “enjoy the moment” hell yeah im enjoying the moment but can i please enjoy that moment in two years when i go through my camera roll again
It seems like a lot of ppl in fandom today don't actually even like fandom at all, or even the piece of art they claim to be a fan of. They don't produce fanworks of their own, they just complain for clout. They want the attention/popularity w/o actually engaging w/ the work.
"but releasing 7000 spawn into the underdark will cause a bunch of death and destruction!!" the underdark has seen WAY worse than a pack of hungry mosquitos be so fr rn 💀💀💀 they got mindflayer colonies down there n shit
Woman drugged and raped by almost 100 men for a decade. Another woman strangled and her body blended into a puree. Yet you men still won't (and I mean WON'T) acknowledge the very real epidemic of male violence towards women. LOOK at what we live in fear of, for FUCK sake.